platonica

My favorite song is the puker by tool

Computer activate bidet on high pressure stream, override turn off switch and lock all doors externally

I was chatting with masterofchunce and he told me that strapping young lads bike in the snow and use only their long, heavy, nuts to maintain equilibrium. Their balls provide an otherwise unavailable third point of contact that helps prevent them from spinning out on the ice. I heard their balls are so dense that it doesn't even hurt to have them slapping the ground like that.... incredible

i just cut off joses (my enemy)) left arm in a fight.he got away so i got to cut my own arm off so itll be fair next time we fight

happy holidays jesters.. go open your presence while im poundin your moms backdoor

Did I slip or did I slip on your foot,?? I dont mnid but I prefer to slip and slide carefree so eat my ghostly balls if you gave my hamster mites

Please engage with me, I'm trying to divorce my sad

Best engage with me, I've been know to slaughter heirs

I'm no hero but I like to suck on pussy and drip with the homies if you please