Another Check Please Sideblog

what do u mean this charmingly confused tadpole is not my son?? ?

essentially i’ve recently turned 18 and i’ve experienced what life truly is as an adult 

chowder bringing home a goldfish one day because they went past a pet store and had the $3 to buy it. 

he got it home and realised that he didn’t have a fish bowl so he had to use one of bitty’s glass mixing bowls until Dex finished his homework and agreed to drive Chowder back to the pet store

ransom and holster doing one another’s makeup and arguing over what pattern to put ransom’s rhinestones in and then ransom just muttering “i’ll just copy yours because they’re pretty” 

losing all of the forks under a couch 

nursey and lardo sitting on a street corner at 1am reading poetry to one another

shitty getting in an argument with straight white boys while very drunk and having all of his friends just blindly back him up 

jack and shitty arguing over whether to listen to jazz or pop in the uber

bitty being forced to go on 12am grocery store runs to get tortilla chips and hummus because “you’re the least drunk” 

everyone sitting in a circle and sharing the songs that make them cry the most while also all high

going to late night lectures for film majors so they can watch a free movie and then leaving before the discussion starts because they all know they’ll get into a fight with the professor

eventually hanging up a sheet in the yard and projecting films onto the side of the Haus as they all snuggle in blankets on the grass

Bitty starting to cry in the grocery store because it’s the middle of exams and they’ve moved the shelf where the m&ms are usually kept

group trips to food and wine festivals because of the free samples 

Holster finding hula hoops on sale and buying one for each member of the team 

team bonding sessions can also just be putting puzzles together as a group

going to the art gallery together and just watching Lardo break down in tears in front of an Ai Weiwei piece

Lemonade Mouth is almost constantly playing 

everyone thinks that nursey is the one who keeps putting it on 

it’s dex

Eric Bittle,,,,

finally one of them plucks up the courage to ask him and is like “um, Bitty? is it true you’re dating Jack Zimmermann?”

Chowder: Sugar?

Jack: Honey.

Shitty: *casually* Egg.

Lardo: Flour.

Ransom: ½ lb butter.

Holster: Stir.

Dex: Pour into a pan-