i'm lost but i don't know why

if i ever misgender you don’t be afraid to just fucking deck me

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

this is so funny bc this is rlly how leos see the world they only hear themselves and think of guess what? themselves

this bitter and jealous drag of my people…

ain’t no one jealous of y'all temper tantrum throwing when you don’t any get attention over grown babies

Ah yes, I love to smoke that marriage iguana

my kink is avoiding a popular song, riding out it’s popularity & over-saturation & then enjoying it during it’s decline

It fucking better

That’s 9 more months…..

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“i can’t think straight” i say. you laugh along, believing my joke to be solely about the fact that i am gay. little do you realize that in addition to me being gay, my mental illness causes debilitating cognitive distortions. i cannot think straight or in an orderly fashion

Myself @ me: you need to wake up earlier so you don’t waste the day Me @ myself: sorry I was sleeping and just saw this lol wyd