I Cry Everytime I Watch Bee Movie Memes

*voice of a lich extending his skeletal finger towards the forehead of a captured kneeling knight* TBH ... you seem Chill...

@terrence-tich

ID: A tweet by awesomegirl2486 that reads "They are planning to Hurt me at work Tomorrow" /end ID.

im going to fix my entire life

When?

Like Um. later

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

one day it'll happen to you. you will stay up a bit too late playing a video game and not get to bed on time. I've done it before, you'll think. I'll be fine. but no. you will make it through most of the next day and then at about 2pm you will feel like a reanimated corpse whose sim meters are all completely fucked and nothing hurts exactly but everything does feel very bad. and you'll think oh yeah. I'm not twenty anymore

I will be rediscovering this this week

the thing about media literacy is that understanding why the author chose to specify that the curtains are blue is the same skill set as understanding that the way the author characterizes all black characters as angry or all chinese characters as meek and silent is racist. it is the same skill set as being able to identify when a news source is biased or when someone is feeding you propaganda. the ability to ask "why did this person choose to present this premise in this specific way?" is a critical skill in a world full of misinformation. why are the curtains blue? maybe it's a characterization detail. maybe it's extraneous worldbuilding. why is this character written as being right all the time? maybe you're intended to disagree with them. maybe it doesn't matter. maybe you should still ask why.

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

wake up in the morning go to sleep

wake up in the morning go to sleep

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

wake up in the morning go to sleep

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

wake up in the morning go to sleep

the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.

richard nixon is q*eer because he did watergate, subverting the societal expectation we all had for him to not do watergate

mind you i’m doing this shit while employed. never give up

*looks at the cost of rent* would anyone like to begin an intricate yet amicable roommates with benefits situationship with me