weapons aimed by destiny

i like sex where there isn't any and then everyone dies

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

Anyone else noticing theres no websites anymore. You never go to website.com anymore its always some bullshit like "go to the smeeple app store and download the flubi app" i dont want toooo what ever happened to websites. I do not like it

im in a dd/dd relationship and we just fucking whip our bed with our belts every night before passing out 

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry