Eli

This is amazing

If you’re a woman that’s really sexy of you

Happy international women’s day! Just a reminder this day is for trans women too, if you don’t think trans women are real women you can unfollow me thanks

fun fact about the next avengers film being filmed in edinburgh: they’ve blocked off certain areas which is disrupting one specific postal van’s delivery route which is in turn leading to an awkward stand-off at the police station because Marvel Studios might be a billion dollar company but this man really wants to do his job and apparently interfering with the course of the Royal Mail technically counts as treason so they’re at a stalemate

this is the best thing i’ve heard all day

Scotland, everybody.

Who would win in a fight: a billion dollar superhero film franchise at the top of its game or one (1) Scottish mailman.

now THAT’S a movie that would be worth watching….

i wonder how many “hey guys are super hot no homo tho hahaha” type guys would identify as bisexual if male bisexuality was talked about more often and not like… ignored and forgotten about

ravioli ravioli give me emotional stabilitioli

y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic 

you’re not fucking odysseus, go to therapy

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

“Truth or dare?” “Dare.” “Order me a pizza.”

I HAVE BEEN BLIND TO THE POSSIBILITIES

YESSSS HIGHLIGHT OF THE DAY💓🔓💓🔓

ugh, her smiiiiiiile.😍

Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

pretty rude that it isn’t Halloween but ok.