and when i dream, it is just your hands

The "i want to be the first transmasc absent father" tumblr post and the "i want a womb transplant so i can become the first trans woman to have an abortion" tweet are collectively the most powerful posts of all time

If I get at least one thing done in a day I’m a genius if I get two things done I’m a god

yall cisgendereds too bold nowadays we gotta start driving that fucking bus again

Billy Joel in piano man: everyone in this dive bar desires me carnally

Can the person who has me trapped in their tamagotchi make me do some basic tasks today please.

i wish we had just sat with ipods longer before rushing to the next thing because they were dope. like we didn’t need smartphones for another few decades at least.

Hey girl im consuming a new media

help girl I'm hyperfixating

emulators are fucking great I think the guy who invented them deserves some sloppy toppy

hey op the FUCK this mean?

it means im gonna find the guy who made the first usable game emulator and im gonna suck him dry

my take on the books vs fanfic debate is that the written word was invented by the devil

i gave bigfoot some leftover curly fries and he won’t stop bringing me leaves he finds that look like me

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol