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'stockholm syndrome' being invented by a police negotiator to explain away why a hostage said police actions were making her and the other hostages feel unsafe is like. yeah
Holy shit I never fucking knew this-
Screenshot straight from the wikipedia page
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its absurd that trio is four letters long and not three
are there no rules on this damned earth? are we just here to suffer?
there are rays of sunshine in this dark world
The discovery that we had it backwards and that more realistic cave paintings are generally older than more abstract ones is exciting from an anthropological perspective, because it demonstrates that art movements have existed for as long as art has, but I have to imagine thereās some poor biologist out there somewhere going āyou mean to tell me that our Paleolithic ancestors had the ability and means to record realistic, highly detailed depictions of contemporary flora and fauna the whole time and simply chose not to?ā
Saw this tweet and had to collect Ryan Goslingās best PR quotes for Barbie
Hey uh brand new addition
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My seduction techniques only work on people with detailed knowledge of star trek and/or deep appreciation for sci fi tropes of the 90s.
Break my back like Captain Kirk breaks the Prime Directive š
I was thinking more blowout my back like the hull of a romulan warbird that's crossed the neutral zone.
Artificial intelligence makes accurate sheep counting.
I got so excited by my idea to make this meme i stopped halfway through brushing my teeth and now iām sitting at my laptop with toothpaste dribbling down my chin so please like it
Just so you know, as soon as Halloween is over, I'm kicking off Chanukah season. I don't care if it's almost 2 months away, if Karen in accounting has a tree on her desk I'm going to have a historically accurate model of the Second Temple on mine.
IT CANNOT BE STOPPED
This year one of my close office neighbors has signaled her intention to have an obnoxiously xmas-y desk display.
So, you know. It's going DOWN.
Yeeeeessssssssssss
YOU DIDNT REALLY DO IT!!! MY HERO!!!!!
I do not make idle threats. I am too busy being unstoppable.
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Blocking you for blazing a stupid post
And that is your cock right farewell sir
Civic. Civic. Civic civic civic civic civic civic
Oh no
This typo is going to destroy my marriage
lost in the moss
met a women today and she was like āiām mrs smith, soon to be mrs johnstoneā and I was like āaww, thatās lovely! are ye gettinā married?ā and without blinking she hit back with ānah iām divorcing the cuntā a legend tbh
some chill positivity from a 1998 Sesame Street book about the letter F
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Classic sea shanties like:
"I fucking hate this ship and I cannot wait to get off."
"I got off the ship on the dock but I know I'm going to get back on the ship when my leave is up. Fuck."
"Storm."
"Big storm."
"Is it just me or does this ship have like. Really clean lines. Like damn. Okay. Not saying I'm feeling attracted to the ship, per se, but. Damn."
"Sometimes you see weird shit that you cannot explain and you just kinda have to shrug and go. Welp."
Not to forget crowd favorites like:
"Pull harder or we are all going to die."
"Bad working conditions."
"Fucking pay me my wages, you asshole."
And the perennial favourites:
"God I Need A Drink"
"I Am Drunk And Cannot Find My Clothing"
"Listen To This Cautionary Tale Of: Don't Fall Overboard"
"My Sweetheart Has Left Me, Guess I'll Go Be Miserable At Sea"
"Whale. Big Fish."
"The Food Sucks. So Do The Wages. And The Mate Is A Bastard."
"Spent All My Money, Oops."
"Our Ship Can Kick Your Ship's Stern."
"Shipwreck."
"Nautical Gibberish That Was Probably Once Actual Words, Maybe."
"Hey, Remember That Guy? He's Dead."
"I Have Not Seen A Woman In Six Months."
"Mapquest Directions, But Rhyming."
"Whatever You Do, Don't Go To Sea. Goodbye, I'm Off To Sea."
#pounded in the butt by chuck tingleās relentless optimism
That man is amazing.
