theo decker's little gay dog

This dogshit root canal story arc is finally ending tomorrow. No clue what my writers were thinking

filler episode

I’m gonna kill you

i was the new york film person at a bachelorette weekend full of occupational therapists in south carolina. these women have schedules and futures and health insurance and i was like an exotic helpless animal to them. we had a good time. who is “tate mcrae”

it really was funny to chat with a dear old friend about our lives and share a mutual, silent recognition that if either of us spent a single day in each others shoes we would immediately kill ourselves

shocked and pleasantly surprised that kiddway is having a resurgence (thank you resynced). on that note i have smut i’m posting later today because i can’t get enough of these idiots

lilac wine (is sweet and heady)

give me a new edition of tgf in which everything is the same except theo has a new york accent and therefore narrates the novel in said accent

t’ings woulda turned out bettah if she’d lived. as it was, she died when i was a kid, and even dough everyt’ing dat’s happened to me since den is t’oroughly my own fault, still when i lost her, i lost sighta any landmark dat mighta led me someplace happiah

fuck i just remembered that billy joel is actually mentioned in the novel when gyuri references only the good die young. no wonder i associate his music with this dumb book