a small unripe mango

i think every gay person should get a monthly stipend for. piercings and such also beverages. and i think every trans person should get to hit people with sticks legally

yes i am full of love but also? insurmountable rage

discovered that wordle is a fantastic way to forget every single word in the entire english language and awaken the part of your brain that still remembers being a primordial amoeba

vivaldi's four seasons are just insane like you listen to them and you know the old man was out there in the venice canals serving absolute cunt

[Image description: a photo of an orange and white cat standing in the grass in front of a building. The cat is looking off to the side, and its tail is raised. There is a soft filter over the photo. End description.]

shout-out to the person i overheard today rushing into an antiques shop to ask, very urgently, 'do you have any silver crosses?'. wishing you well in your fight against the creatures of darkness, friend

I wanna smoke a blunt with sza and just keep lying back and forth about the dumbest shit and we’d both know that we’re lying I think thatd be so fun. She’d be like I’m a natural blonde. I’d be like I know sis btw I was at Pearl Harbor

this guidebook from 1831 says the water from the seine is good but “has a laxative quality”…girl that is the cholera

we're out of salt and vinegar chips *angrily punches a wall masculinely*

whenever i smell weed in public i get picked up off my feet and float towards the source like a cartoon character smellin a pie on a windowsill

hey mutuals jsyk I baked an imaginary batch of brownies and put them on the shared table in our imaginary break room so you can grab one on the way to your blog this morning

message from God

me and my mutuals

the river styx