foxgirl hours return??

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

"my narcissistic ex" "omg you're delusional" "she's so bipolar" "schizoposting!" "he's a psycho!" "that's so ocd" SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!! JUST SHUT UP

It's kind of funny how no one ever is like "you need to play the game in the original language otherwise the experience isn't as good" about games outside of Japan.

No one out here is going "youre missing out on the intended experience if you aren't playing Cyberpunk 2077 in Polish" and I think we should start doing it.

by 2026 the average tumblr post about gender and interests will be like ‘dont ask me why but having a job is sooo boycore and cooking at home is so girlcore’

anyway. last night I had a dream that my local lesbian bar was hosting a “motionless dance party”. it was sort of like the inverse of a silent disco—the music is playing out loud but you’re doing all the dancing inside your own head. it was really successful like a lot of lesbians showed up to stand perfectly still in a room together and imagine what dancing would be like.

i get knocked down! i don't get up again! i got an owie owie owie ow!!

it's truly insane how much more functional society would be and how much happier everyone would be if every job was perpetually 10% overstaffed (and people who weren't needed could chill and rotate in when needed while still getting paid) instead of 10-50% understaffed but that wouldn't be 'efficient' (in the short term, for shareholders) so fuck everyone I guess

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

the crazy thing about this place called “grocery store” is that you always need to go there. especially if you like, just went.

shoutout to the person who tagged this "#geronimo stilton" for living their truth in a way most of us could never find the courage to

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.