even a tango.

This should just be a movie itself

I love that Abby is considered the Mom friend but she really isn’t. Abby is the person who recorded a fart and pranked people with it. Abby is the person who makes “yo mama” jokes. Abby is the person who apparently forgets to eat sometimes and Patty has to remind her to or else she gets cranky. Abby is the person who has a secret handshake with Holtz and yells “SCATTER SCATTER SCATTER” when stealing science equipment. Abby is the one who still has her presentation from school with Erin at the ready. I guess the reason why she could be considered the Mom friend is because she is the most loyal and loving friend, and the pillar of the group. I love Abby.

#Abby’s the big sister that taught you how to make a potato canon#then lectured you on canon safety#and threatened to punch you in the face if you told mom (x)

Why are Ross and Rachel so iconic when Chandler and Monica’s relationship is 50,000 times more romantic, cuter and HEALTHIER than Ross and Rachel’s?

Okay whoever thinks it’s cool to send my friends hate messages about me now that my anon is turned off, you need to grow a fucking spine and come to me off anon and tell me in a non-fat shaming way, perhaps using sensible, grown-up, non-offensive language what the fuck I have done to you that you feel the need to stalk my blog and send this shit. I know I’m not a perfect person, I know I could do better than I am and I’m trying. I’m willing to learn. But I really don’t see how this is helping any situation. If you have a problem with me you come to me, you show your face - or at least a username - and you talk to me about it. Don’t you dare drag my friends into this shit. They don’t deserve to be on the receiving end of your shit when they’ve done nothing wrong.