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you’ve heard of elf on the shelf, now get ready for

Remember how Oprah had members of the Klan on her show because she said she wanted to address their hatred and show people? SHE says that was a mistake, these people crave an audience and a platform and people keep giving it to them.

my plan is to jog in a zip code where the average house is $1 million dollars. i jog everyday. i run into the trophy wives jogging club. we jog past each other so often, they’re forced to interact with me. we’re friends now. i’m invited places. i meet other millionaires, men who love me. i marry the richest, using an alias. throughout the first year of marriage, i’m moving assets and cash to an off shore bank account. i fake my own death on our anniversary. he’s heartbroken.