Thomas Phillip Martinson

Look at me and my new haircut! 🐶💇🏻😍 #adorable4days #pompom #instapom #doggylife #rocko (at Benedict Bridge)

rainy days are for #selfies #dogwalks and #duckies (at Benedict Bridge)

@nationals game with my dad. #natsgame #fatherandson #baseballlife

What a surprise, #selfies on the #metro! Can't wait to see the @nationals vs @twins game! I may be from the #midwestern but I'm all about seeing #Harper and that "talent" today.

Dentist chair selfies 😬😂 #selfie #dentistchair #idgaf

Yaaaaaasss! I NEED to add these to my collection! #friends #monica #rachel #pheobe #chandler #joey #ross #popbyfunko #funkos #pop #pops #popvinyl #popvinyls (Photo credit: @jg.funko85)

Ha! I can't even! 😂 #meangirls #bitchesbelike #prettylittlerichbitch #burnbook #trump #donaldtrump #sanders #berniesanders (Photo credit: @nexfliting)

Ok, yes this is a little misogynistic, but I love anything Batman-better-than-Superman related! #bromo #batmanbro #batmanbromo #batman #batmanforever #batmanvsuperman #batmanvsupermandawnofjustice #superman #powercouple #dccomics

nahnahnahnahnahnahnahnahbatcat #batman #batmanforever #batmanday #batcat #cutecats #cutecatsofinstagram #kitten #kittens #kittensofinstagram (Photo credit: @seamusobrien)

These are the two most important words I want my sister @taniajill307 to remember when she turns 30 at midnight. Love you sis #birthday #30thbirthday #siblinglove

Oh god, so now Pop! by Funko is feeding into this sensationalized political propaganda so much that they feel the need to make vinyls for these three idiots? 🙄😠😤 #whatnext #iwontgivein #trump #clinton #sanders

Who does this #trinity dynamic work? Is it #batmanandwonderwoman, #supermanandwonderwoman or #batmanandsuperman? I never get these "communal" relationships! 😂

I didn't get more real than this! #aintdatdatruth #troooof #anchorman #anchorman2 #willferrell #ronburgundy #delusionalthomas

Hmmmm, let's see how things are playing out after #SuperTuesday...the #mysteryincorporated gang is to all existing #republicans (apart from the 3 other idiots running) as #trump-rats are to #donaldtrump winning 7 states! If you are #threatened by @realdonaldtrump now, maybe, just maybe you should have done something at the very beginning when he announced his run for the #GOP! I'm not saying I support or am against Trump, but the time to do something was yesterday. If you want to fight this bull prepare to get the horns! #scaredrepublicans #toolatetotheparty #trumpaintnochump #mittromney's pathetic attempt to threaten a late run for #president