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Bill Dollar says that with all the new years people are giving him, he thinks he’s going to live forever.

I told Bill Dollar it doesn’t work like that.

He told me he’s not going to give me any of his anyway, because “Just in case”.

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Bill Dollar said he was sad because the sky is crying. I told Bill Dollar that it’s really just the sky sweating because the sky works out to stay healthy just like we do.

This made Bill Dollar happy.

Then Bill Dollar tried to drink the sky sweat and I told Bill Dollar that was disgusting.

He said sky sweat tasted like parking lot.

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Bill Dollar says it’s been so long since he’s said anything that he doesn’t know what to say.

So he says “Banana“.

And “They’ll understand.”

I’m sure they will, Bill Dollar. I’m sure they will.

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Bill Dollar says he isn’t sure why 1/4th of July is any better than the other 3/4, but wishes you a Happy 1/4th anyway!

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I would love to tell you about that one time Bill Dollar and I went clubbing… but frankly, I don’t remember it.

Found this on my phone though…

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Bill Dollar says he doesn’t feel comfortable referring to all the Joshua Trees by their first name, so he’s just going to call them all “Mr Tree”.

I told Bill Dollar were probably not going into the park today, but “soon”.

He said, “Ok, Mr Dean”

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Bill Dollar says that he isn’t sure why, but he really likes this tree.

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10:33AM

Bill Dollar is excited. He says he’s always been fascinated by the mobility of sand.

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11:19AM

Bill Dollar says that even though we didn’t see any walking sands, this rest area more than fulfilled his needs.

Me, on the other hand, I think shady looking rest area survey buttons are a conspiracy to kill unicorns. And every time you push one a unicorn dies.

I hope you’re happy, Bill Dollar, because that’s one less unicorn in the world.

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11:20AM

Call it a hunch, but something tells me that Bill Dollar is afraid of snakes.

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12:26PM

Bill Dollar says that he doesn’t know what cuidado are, but they don’t look half as as scary as rattlesnakes.

To emphasize how serious he is, he put on his serious face.

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1:15PM

I told Bill Dollar that I thought he was reading it wrong, but he still couldn’t stop laughing.

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2:13PM

Bill Dollar says he wasn’t going to *throw* anything.

I asked Bill Dollar if he doing one of those weird “word-loophole games” he plays to bypass the rules.

He told me to drop it.

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Bill Dollar thinks that New Mexico should change their name to New Mexico 2014 to make it sound even more modern.

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1:21 PM

Bill Dollar is skeptical. He wonders why, of all the gardens all over the world, why did the gods choose a place with such rocky soil.

You make a good point Bill Dollar, but why don’t we wait until we actually see the garden before making such an assessment.

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1:42 PM

I fear repeating what Bill Dollar is saying about this place, but here’s a picture.

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2:21 PM

Bill Dollar’s disappointment with the Garden of the Gods continues…

“No carrots? No lettuce? Not even any tomatoes! Who can’t grow tomatoes!? Worst. Garden. Ever!”

He gets this way when he’s hungry.

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2:56 PM

Bill Dollar says he likes this root in the Garden of the Gods.

Ok, Bill Dollar. It’s a start. I can work with that.

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My day so far… [Mar 10, 2014]

Drive from Moab, Utah to Denver, Colorado

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Bill Dollar thinks that, so far, Colorado doesn’t look any more colorful than Utah.

I told Bill Dollar that they only make Colorado colorful 3 days a week now due to budget cuts.

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Back to muted colored states now.

Bill Dollar insisted that we stop. He said, “My people live here, I’m sure of it.”

Maybe, Bill Dollar. Or just one yellow cat.

We saw signs of neither cats nor people.

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My day so far… [Mar 7, 2014] Moab, Utah and Arches National Park

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Bill Dollar insisted I take a photo making it look like he’s holding up the Balanced Rock.

I hope this works for you Bill Dollar.

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Bill Dollar says “Aaaaaaaaah!”

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My day so far… [Mar 6, 2014] Moab, Utah and Arches National Park

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