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the big trick is to never ever hope for anything and always expect the worst no matter what #mythoughtprocess

You guys would like my posts a lot more if you had my exact life experiences and internal monologue

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"

Porcellio scaber “transgender”

dont want to live? too lazy to kill yourself? well we’ve got just the solution for you ! follow our individually designed lobotomy plan comprising of simple to build habits that bit by bit smooth the wrinkles on your brain and as our old pal descartes said once you stop thinking you stop being so what are you waiting for? only for the low price of your dignity and ninety nine cents

These bad boys can fit so many cuts *slaps thigh* *screams*