i am the table

ngl if i ever encounter papa meat of meatcanyon out and about in a public space honest to god im biting his throat off

those conspiracy theories where celebrities died and were secretly replaced by a clone or doppelganger are so funny to me bc what does it say abt the state of the world ?? okay we have two britney spears. now what

espresso machiato is literally the worst song to ever come out of eurovision and the music industry in general and tommy cash should be sued for that mustache alone. bbut i cant stop listening to it

google recommended me an article that said “i found a lip-liner that even grown-ups can wear” what the fuck do you mean by that. lip-liners are for lips. did i miss an unspoken rule of makeup law that says lip-liners were for fucking children??? huh??? whats your goal??? WHATS YOUR FUCKING GOAL

sorry to all the people here who still follow me despite my annoying opinions and shitty posts. i could never exercise that same patience personally

people draw sniperspy fanart with the same caliber as a movie director shooting a scene that will forever be remembered in pop culture and history books