TNK

my favorite thing about the title ‘teenage mutant ninja turtles’ is how every word throws you a new curveball

like, teenage? Solid starting point. Popular protagonist demographic. I can understand that. Suddenly hard left into ‘mutant’ and oh shit that’s wild are we going into xmen territory here? How are they gonna play this? Let’s wait and s- ninjas? Yo this can’t possibly get cooler ninjas are wild right? And then suddenly they end with ‘turtles’ and your hopes and dreams don’t know what to do anymore and your entire worldview has been shattered. Good title.

What did Wallace ever do to hurt you this badly he’s just tryna make the world a better place with his inventions and you come for him like this

*sucks guys dick* *dies of nut allergy*

did you know that proteins in brazil nuts can be transmitted sexually so if someone had an allergy and the guy had eaten brazil nuts then they could literally suck dick and die of a nut allergy

now I do

#the answer to a question i never asked

when you die you go to the mii plaza

When you die, you appear in a cinema with a number of other people who look like you. You find out that they are your previous reincarnations, and soon you all begin watching your next life on the big screen.

too much

My previous incarnations throwing popcorn at the screen and booing: this bitch is fucking stupid!!!

wasn’t expecting this

but arent you glad it hapened

its ears ITS EARS ITS EARS ITS EARS