death is but the next great adventure

i can’t believe we’re all young professionals and academics and we’re still logging on to tumblr.com every single day to clown on ourselves. who let this happen

There are probably kids on this website who are so fucking young they’ve never seen these in the wild

tiny doomcookie 90′s me refused to change it from the creepy house. i liked space and mazes well enough, but creepy house

Those pipes were my childhood

I just went back 15 years ago

Our elementary schools had these screensavers. Could never pay attention to the teacher because I was hypnotized by the screensaver.

I remember

[inpsired by a & b]

how many times do you think the slytherins blamed draco and his giant crush on harry for losing quidditch games? “you know, if you actually kept your eye on the snitch instead of on potter we could have won, malfoy.” “what do you mean i had my eye on potter? gryffindor wasn’t even playing.” “… Yeah, that’s what concerns us.”