it's hard being beautiful

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

Do you think people with UV headlights know that everyone hates them? Like…really hates them in an oddly personal way? Do you think they know?

straight girl: *sees literally any guy with a lisp* 😳 guys… my Gaydar®™©…. is tingling. 😩🖖 i have the best Gay senses. 🤔 i have the power ✊ to see 🕵🏻 right through the Gay’s thick 👥 external straight™ layers and into their ⭐️gay⭐️ soul. 👁 i am one with the gay community. 🙌👬 I can feel their kind in my bones🙏 …. A gay psychic🔮…. If u will…… 👀

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

things are heating up in the candy fandom

girl are you trash because i want to take you out

Now available in North America

It’s not downloadable yet…

Now it is!

i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system

tomato a fruit

blocked

no offense but ur extremely cute and u matter a lot

It’s almost like people would rather not talk to every random stranger they see in public.