Countess Koko🖤

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK

I’m afraid of driving in Maine because what if Stephen King is jaywalking? What if I hit him? I don’t want my legacy to be That Guy That Ran Over Stephen King the Second Time. 

listen kiddo i’m from new england and let me tell you you have a lot more to worry about than accidental murder 

Oh, I’m not worried about killing Stephen King. I’m worried that I’ll run over him and he’ll survive and then go on to write a mean Dark Tower tie-in story about me using my real name and having me responsible for the death of a beloved character. 

All rapists can die. All the creeps who sexually assault people can literally drop dead.

That won’t fix the problem.

Girl what… that’ll literally solve the problem lmaoo

yall ever eat cold pizza leftovers and it be hitting harder than the night before or am i just an animal?

You’re an animal

i eat ass too wassup ma

Couldn’t you technically still be a chick magnet if you repel girls

IS THAT A SHARK?

if you watch any video today it needs to be this one

I LOVE THIS NEWSCAST AND IM NOT EVEN FROM AUSTRALIA.

#like that little cage is gonna help ya

Theyre so. Honest

all this time he’s been singing beautiful sole and we just didn’t know it