I can assure you I'm not one of them

babe are you okay you reblogged Fluffy bunny tummy by Sparrowl on Twitter again

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

babe are you okay you reblogged Fluffy bunny tummy by Sparrowl on Twitter again

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart

did you hear mark zuckerberg renamed facebook to ligma

what’s facebook

what’s facebook

who the hell is mark zuckerberg

someone needs to stop this blue guy

God I’m so hungry I could eat a h- *looks around nervously to make sure my friend Devin, the Talking Horse isn’t nearby* phew. Well I’m so hungry I could kill and eat my friend Devin

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babe are you okay you reblogged Fluffy bunny tummy by Sparrowl on Twitter again

guards! read me my bedtime yaoi

my liege if you keep having all of the guards come to your bedroom to read you bedtime stories, there will be no one to actually guard the castle during that time!

any intruders are welcome to join us for story time

my liege the enemies to lovers yaoi is affecting your perception of the danger of real enemies.

when will it be my turn.

holy fuck

happy one year to bedtime yaoi

For all those in the notes - peregrine falcons hunt by dive-bombing their prey; this falcon however is currently stationary and cannot dive-bomb much of anything. In this moment, the pigeon is safe. The falcon however may not recover from the embarrassment.

I can't tell if that's a giant pigeon or a tiny falcon

Tiny falcon

babe are you okay you reblogged Fluffy bunny tummy by Sparrowl on Twitter again

It's critical you know 2b would never fuck you

shes just not interested. Better things to do

I already knew, but the confirmation still hurts.

the cruelty serves a purpose

It's critical you know 2b would never fuck you

shes just not interested. Better things to do

I already knew, but the confirmation still hurts.