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Crewmates! It is a good time to remind you that the Mind is the most valuable Human Resource we have. 🌱

A well rested Mind (and body) will be able to perform tasks more efficiently. We recommended all working personnel to retire to their personal sleeping quarters and rest as needed.

What's that? You don't know where the "sleeping quarters" are? Oh, that's an excellent question!

We do not actually have any.

MIRA Corporation encourages crewmates to snuggle up in any corner of their preference AS LONG as they do not sleep for more than four hours total throughout their shift.

Keep in mind that, if you were to exceed this limit, you might have your paycheck temporarily reduced! And you don't want that, right?

Orange, signing off! 🍊

#gg i'm going to bed #engagement #among us roleplay #among us show roleplay #y'all are very funny I wanna come back and do some more roleplay tomorrow....#WE NEED TO PLAY AMONG US TOGETHER AND ROLEPLAY THERE I'D BE SO FUNNY

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askpurps

Purple! Oh, purple, here you are, you silly goose! I've been looking for you all day.

Please sign this real quick. Nothing to worry about, okay? It's just an NDA. You can't keep running away from this paperwork forever, you know?

-- @totallynormalorange 🍊

…

> Purple bolts out of there.

totallynormalorange

Wha-- Purple! Purple, come on! Jeez, I can't run after you. I'm wearing my nice boots today...

Orange chases them at an unhurried, leisurely, totally not ominous, pace. They know the Skeld like the palm of their hand, after all.

We have to be civilized about this. It's just a piece of paper, what are you so afraid of? You'll have to sign it eventually like everybody else did!

askpurps

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

Not afraid, I’m just not doing that! Nope!!!

totallynormalorange

You have to, though. You agreed to it when you got on the ship!

They are actually walking a bit faster now.

Won't you, at least, tell me why?

Orange is lowkey sprinting in total disregard of their boot heels now.

Please, we just need your signature! It's quick and easy!

#:)#COME HERE YOU LITTLE PUNK #among us show roleplay #among us roleplay #urple #fungagement

askdoctorblue

Hello, doctor. <3

Did you do all the paperwork I asked for earlier? <3

-- @totallynormalorange 🍊

“Ah, all signed and notarized, [Orange]. Hello to you too.”

“Speaking of paperwork, have you had your check-up yet? I seem to be lacking some documents from the most recent scans...”

totallynormalorange

Really? All 400 pages of it? Impressive as always, doctor. I'll be taking all of this, thank you very much-- Wait, check-up?

HAHAHA, you're so funny! Why would *I* need a check-up? I'm in perfectly good health, can't you see? I'm even wearing my fancy boots today! Everything is fine!

askdoctorblue

“Well, everyone needs a check-up! It's in the MIRA handbook, is it not?”

“It is important to make sure that the crew is in good, working conditions... that is why I am here, correct? And I'm quite certain that 'the crew' includes you.”

totallynormalorange

Orange seems to shrink under their the doctor's scrutinizing gaze. They also blush like crazy, but that's not unusual at all.

Oh, right, right, of course. I might a humble HR representative, but I am very much a part of the team! It's my responsability to do as the MIRA handbook says and be good example for the rest of the crew.

HOWEVER... I will not do that.

I have a valid reason to decline because... Well...!

They are being strangely unconfident.

I have. A tummy ache that needs to be treated first. Mhmm. The handbook also says you can't scan a crewmate that already feels unwell. Because of the radition and all of that. You should know that, doctor.

#*SWEATS HARDER* holy bean what did i just get into #GREEN HELP HELP HELP HELP #huh? i didnt say anything what are you talking about.#GREEN HELP MEEEEEEE #fungagement #among us roleplay #among us show roleplay #blue

askpurps

Purple! Oh, purple, here you are, you silly goose! I've been looking for you all day.

Please sign this real quick. Nothing to worry about, okay? It's just an NDA. You can't keep running away from this paperwork forever, you know?

-- @totallynormalorange 🍊

…

> Purple bolts out of there.

totallynormalorange

Wha-- Purple! Purple, come on! Jeez, I can't run after you. I'm wearing my nice boots today...

Orange chases them at an unhurried, leisurely, totally not ominous, pace. They know the Skeld like the palm of their hand, after all.

We have to be civilized about this. It's just a piece of paper, what are you so afraid of? You'll have to sign it eventually like everybody else did!

#chases after you with normal intentions :)#among us roleplay #fungagement #among us orange #among us purple #roleplay #amoung us show

askdoctorblue

Hello, doctor. <3

Did you do all the paperwork I asked for earlier? <3

-- @totallynormalorange 🍊

“Ah, all signed and notarized, [Orange]. Hello to you too.”

“Speaking of paperwork, have you had your check-up yet? I seem to be lacking some documents from the most recent scans...”

totallynormalorange

Really? All 400 pages of it? Impressive as always, doctor. I'll be taking all of this, thank you very much-- Wait, check-up?

HAHAHA, you're so funny! Why would *I* need a check-up? I'm in perfectly good health, can't you see? I'm even wearing my fancy boots today! Everything is fine!

#*sweats bullet*#among us roleplay #fungagement #among us orange #among us blue #among us show

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"Here at Mira Corporation, the company culture is so fun-gaging, it will have you making up words!"

Hi! I'm Orange 🍊! Don't think of me as your HR representative. Think of me as your HR Family! ;)

Are you a fellow crewmate on board of the Skeld? I'm here to help, answer questions about the job you're supposed to perform, and handle any complaints you might have. Though I'm sure there's nothing to complain about!

Friendly reminder that all the crew must pass by admin to sign some additional, obligatory paperwork. It's just a silly little NDA! Nothing to worry about. We just need your signature and you're good to go! If possible, please come alone. :]

On behalf of Mira Corporation, have a blessed day!

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