E: At 70, every boner is a triumph.

E: "You can tell which areas are hilly because people would rather be up their neighbor's buttholes than camp on a slope. When the area is sparsely populated, it's because all the neighbors buttholes have already been taken"

E: I tried to drink it a little too hard, that's why there was ice in my tits.

E: My enthusiasm has waned considerably with the insertion of the butthole.

Me: What's the point of going to Confirmation if not to get the panties wet?!

Erica: Trader Joe's has done food crimes. They have a stuffed gnocchi which is basically pasta gushers and I cannot deal. It is so unnerving

Erica: 7 kids? Does god just really like raw-doggin it?

Casey: I've had my fists in so many people I could be a ventriloquist.