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Nomi: Iβm not the mom friend. Iβm the dad friend; I try to take care of my friends but Iβm too emotionally distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it.

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Lito: Hey, do you think this is gay, or is it just me?
Hernando, who is currently βinsideβ Lito: Lito.
Kala, to Wolfgang, all throughout season 1: Aren't you tired of going ape shit? Don't you just want to be nice?
Anyone: Are you a boy or a girl?
Wolfgang: Iβm an asshole.
Kala, to the others: Can you all at least try to see things from my perspective?
Everyone: *bends down to talk to her*
Kala: *proceeds to take blockers for the next week in order to ignore them*

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Lito, about to go off on some rant to the cluster: You know, I donβt mean to go off-
Lito: Actually, yes I do.
Kala, to Rajan: Being around my cluster has ruined my sense of humor. My mom told me a well thought out joke and I just shrugged but Nomi showed me a picture of beans in a shoe and said "bone app the teeth" and I nearly choked I was laughing so hard.
Wolfgang, walking out of the bedroom shirtless: All of my shirts keep disappearing.
Rajan, wearing one of his t-shirts: Wild.
Kala, wearing another one of his t-shirts: Absolutely insane.
(Wolfgang and Riley were being little shits, and Will finds out)
Will: I hope you two have a good explanation for this.
Wolfgang: We have three.
Riley: Pick your favorite.
Sun: Dogs deserve to live forever.
Kala: And people donβt?
Sun: Absolutely not.

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Bendix: Were you dropped on your head as a child?
Nomi: Jokes on you, I wasnβt held as a child.
Will: Okay but do you like me, do you like me like me?
Riley, on one knee: Take a random guess.
Nomi: Iβm introducing a new alignment: chaotic lawful.
Nomi: I have a very strict moral code but no one can figure out what the fuck it is.
Hernando: Lito, is something burning?
Lito: Only my desire for you.
Daniela, not even looking up from her magazine: The chicken is burning.
Hernando: WHAT-
Sun, to the rest of her cluster: I wish I was stupid. You all seem so happy.

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(The family and responses to βI Want a Babyβ; all are through texts)
Daniela: I want a baby.
Hernando: No.
Daniela: Oh.
Hernando: Wait but donβt ask anyone else Iβll do it.
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Daniela: I want a baby.
Lito: Give me a week.
Lito: What color?
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Lito: I want a baby.
Hernando: Really?
Lito: Hell no. I can barely take care of my crybaby ass self.
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Zakia: I want a baby.
Capheus: Iβm baby.
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Nomi: I want a baby.
Neets: Weβre both female.
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Kala: I want a baby.
Rajan: Oh.
Rajan: Just to hangout with?
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Kala: I want a baby.
Wolfgang: Theyβre usually chilling outside of grocery stores in shopping carts. How fast can you run?
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Rajan: I want a baby.
Wolfgang: Iβm sorry. I canβt impregnate you.
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Riley: I want a baby.
Will: Mine?
Riley: Yes?
Riley: Who elseβs?
Will: Aquaman.
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Mun: I want a baby.
Sun: We already have a dog.
Wolfgang/Sun: People will die.
Capheus: Of fun!