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I really hate doing this again, but i am once again at risk of ending up in the red and struggling to cover expenses, so if people could donate i would greatly appreciate it. Any amount helps.
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As of right now I only have 33 dollars in my bank account so truly anything helps
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Ella: Hey Luce, do you mind giving me some dating advice?
Lucifer: Just because I'm dating Chloe doesn't mean I know how I did it
Chloe: Can I get some advice?
Lucifer: I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Chloe: Trixie said she wants a cat for Christmas.
Lucifer: Well, humans usually have a turkey, but if she wants a cat, then okay.
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Linda: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Maze: Well, that’s just your personal opinion because I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Lucifer: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue, an issue is something you can fix.
Dan: I think I pulled a muscle.
Lucifer: You can’t pull what’s not there
Maze: Chloe, how do I get rid of the bags under my eyes?
Chloe: Have you considered getting a good night's rest?
Maze: Unrealistic, blocked.
Lucifer: I want someone to take me out. Maze: Like on a date or with a sniper rifle?
Lucifer:
Lucifer: Surprise me.
Linda: Just be yourself!
Lucifer: Be myself? Doctor, I have one day to win them over. How long did it take for you guys to like me?
Ella: A couple of days.
Chloe: Twelve months.
Dan: Not yet.
Lucifer: See? "Be yourself." What kind of garbage advice is that?
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Chloe: How are you sleeping?
Lucifer: Like a baby.
Lucifer: Every two hours I wake up screaming.
Chloe: Did you know that when you break a bone it typically will heal back stronger than before?
Maze: So what you’re saying is that I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible.
Chloe: No, that is absolutely not what I was saying.
Lucifer: Morning
Chloe: Good morning
Ella: You guys sound like robots, spice it up a bit!
Maze, dragging Linda's sleep deprived corpse: MORNING MOTHER FUCKERS WHERES THE PARTY
Lucifer: Yeeted.
Maze: Yote.
Lucifer: YEETED.
Maze: YOTE.
Chloe: I just wanted to know who threw Dan out of the window.
Trixie: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Chloe: You had Lucifer with you.
Lucifer: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
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Lucifer: what doesn’t kill me should start running, because now i’m pissed
Lucifer: Are you seeing anyone?
Dan: No, why?
Lucifer: I don’t know, i just think a therapist would be good for you
