Incorrect Willow Quotes

Kit: If I die put popcorn kernels in my body Airk: Why? Kit: Have my body cremated and leave the funeral home a fun yet tasty surprise :D Airk: No??? Why the hell-

Elora: Words that end in “ie” are so cute. Cookie, sweetie, cutie- Jade: die Elora: Okay maybe not that one.

*The gang is all sitting around the fire* Graydon: Hey, here's a fun question. If you weren't on this quest, what would you be doing? Elora: Hmm, probably making muffins or cakes or something. Jade: Training. Obviously. Boorman: Schmoozing the higher ups in Tir Asleen. Jade: *raises an eyebrow* Boorman: Please, I was born for politics: I have great hair and I love lying.

*as everyone is falling asleep on the quest* Graydon: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent? Jade: Go the fuck to sleep Graydon: What gif I don't want to? Jade: *suddenly scrambles out of bedroll to strangle Graydon*

Willow: *Staring at a blindfolded figure in the trunk of a car* Willow: Why did you kidnap Kit!?!?! Jade: Ah- um- well- the reason for that is, uhh… Elora: Sometimes, we must work together towards a common goal. Jade: *nods vigorously* Willow: NOT TO KIDNAP PEOPLE!

Elora: *squinting suspiciously* I know what you're up to. Graydon: Really? Because I barely know.

Graydon: *peeling a banana* May I take your jacket, sir? Graydon: *cackling hysterically* Boorman: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

Kit: Everyone, I have some news. Kit: I only have 6 weeks left to live. Elora: Oh my god, really?! Kit: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.

Kit: Okay, help me, please! Boorman: Got two words for you. Kit: *sighs* I bet they won't be helpful. Boorman: *shrugs* Your problem. Kit: I was right.

Kit: How is the most beautiful person in the world? Jade: *blushing* I— Graydon, butting into the conversation: Elora is perfect, thanks for asking