Greetings, fellow sentient being :D

Bring back 90’s boy bands with people you find singing in bathrooms please. Name your band NSINK.

free my boys

“Sirius I think we really fucked up this time.”

REBLOGGING FOR THAT COMMENT 

It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making

“Thar be booty to be found matey” “Matey, yar booty be thee most bountiful” “Matey”

brorates sailing the brocean in their broats

Pirate1: What be a pirate’s favorite letter? Pirate2: *sigh* Ye’d think it be R but his first love be the C Pirate1: Matey, this pirate’s favorite letter is U Pirate2: Matey

oh my god this is the best thing ever

you need to unmute this, this is the best break down ever

America is asleep quick let’s measure things using logical units

oh nO AMERICA IS WAKING UP QUICK HIDE THE CELSIUS

I am doing this from now on.  Fellas you have been warned.

lmao genius

*WiFi goes out* Those fucking sharks again I swear

fuckin’ SJWs! (Sharks that Jam Wifi)

Want dis