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Employees page cleaned out. We seem a bit lonely now, don't you think? Why don't you join?

Name:Meran Löfgren Alias: M Job: Bouncer Info: He’s desperate. He needs the cash. This job offers the cash he needs, plus he gets to knock a few skulls together— not like he came for the eye candy. Promise.

Suure you're not, Meran. That's what they all say. Just promise not to harass any of the performers, and we'll take care no one knocks your own pretty skull, 'kay?

But your application for bouncer has been accepted! A fabulous thing you did apply, too-- we're seeking them out rather desperately. And don't you worry about cash. We've got all the cash you need, sugar. <3

Ohh~ another bartender and performer, and a rather sweet combo at that. Your taste will be welcomed here, sweetie, but keep those sweets away from me. I can’t handle them too well~

Anyway, you’ve been accepted as a bartender performer! Dazzle our guests with your tantalizing moves and blow away their taste buds with your delicious treats. I’m sure you’ll be rolling in cash soon~!

Name: Sakura Kyoko Alias: Cherry Job: Performer Info: I’m hella hot and hella swaggie.

No way in Hell am I letting my girlfriend—

…. Ahem. We’re very sorry, Miss Sakura, but we regret to inform you we are not hiring performers under eighteen at this time for of fear legal action against the club, no matter how hot and swaggy you may be.

The only position for which we will be accepting employees under the age of 18 age is the understandably less glamorous position of janitor. Feel free to reapply as such! For now, keep your stripteasing antics elsewhere— perhaps you might use your roommate as a test audience?

Ah, dazzling! It seems like all our bartenders are also super performers~! Well, Faerie Prince, welcome to our lovely little crew as a performer and a bartender ohoho~

We hope to see some dazzling performances and drinks from you ♥

Name: Edward Cullen

Alias: Vampire or Dracula or whatever you want.

Job:Performer

Info: Thanks to my own personal brand of tinted moisturiser, I sparkle like a chandelier, especially under spotlight, and I’d look absolutely stunning under some colored lights, and you’d be stupid to not accept me as the star performer of the club. I’ve not had much experience, but, as you can see, I don’t need it. 

O-oh, how positively stunning! Dazzling! I marvel in your absolute beauty, and I humbly welcome you to our business, Vampire. You've been accepted as a performer, but you'll have to put your skills to the test if you wish to rise in ranks.

We look forward to your debut ♥

Name: A. J. Crowley Alias: Nechushtan Job: Bartender Info: He’s a responsible and talented bartender, but has the tendency to tempt people into having maybe just a few more drinks than might be necessary. An absolute genius at concocting cocktails and cider-related brews.

W-what kind of alias is that...? Sorry, sir we don't speak in gibberish. But, there's always a compromise!

Hello, Nechuu, welcome to the crew! You've been given a position as a bartender. If you want to use the performance stage sometime, you are welcome to do so if the other bartender is working at that time.

We look forward to your contributions, Nechuu ♥

Name: Miyako Nakano Alias: you can call her mistress.martini if you really want      ( ◜◡＾)っ Job: bar tender Info: Miyako is the goddamn best drinks mixer in Toshi. You want a drink that makes you forget everything the next morning? Sure. Want a drink that doesn’t go straight to your bladder within the hour? Sure. Want some goddamn OJ? Sure. She is hella responsible, I swear.

Well, Mistress Martini, welcome to the crew. You've been hired as a bartender. We're glad our bartender is a lovely, beautiful lady such as yourself because we wouldn't know what to do if we hired some undazzling person.

Oh, you can use the stage if you want sometime as well ♥

Name: Alois Trancy. Alias: Butterfly. Job: Performer. Info: I’ve been doing this most of my life. We can just ignore my age, right? I look older than I am and I have false IDs. You’d be stupid not to employ me. I have four years of experience and I’m fucking beautiful.

I can hear the police already surrounding the building and knocking out the bouncer and entering forcefully, raiding the place because we have an underaged performer.

Someone of your age may work here, but only as a janitor. Maybe you can practice your routines with the broom? Make sure to clean the bodily fluids that make its way on there when you're using it.