L'Objet's chosen

why did i get the eating disorder hotline for deedee megadoodoo

This is fucking killing me. Like what

「しっぽを追いかけすぎて」

imagine having hatred in your heart for this beast

“Would you like to know about our visitors last night? The men folks heard noises by their bedside, an unmistakable dog concert, yelp, snarl, bow-wow all in a breath. And the wicked creatures came in for the gun to shoot two harmless cayotes. They did not succeed, I am happy to say, and this morning all Cayoteville held a jubilee back under the mountain, at their wonderful deliverance. I shall advise them to send handbills for their next concert, and will furnish the back parlor in the best manner possible for them. Knowing our isolated condition I think they were real neighborly, but some people never know when they are well used, especially men folks.”

I love Solaire

Dragonslayers

TeeTee, FiFi, Tiffy, CeCe, Rodger, Bobert, Jeiler, Orphan, Taffy, Shirley, Marvey, Amey, Potash, PanPipe, Pastrie, Pansie, Limo, Zorro, Loopie, Corduroy, Laughie, Guthree, Barnaby, Dupree, Jewels, Juliess, HamBone, Honesty, SaSa, Chrissy, Mister, Meister, Zander, Fanny, Mannie, BoDanie, Sharen, Mattie, “Shucker”, “Shaker”, Wendall, Mundale, Nolin, Stolin, Archy, MaLarkie, Goodie, and walter

Sir Eldrin for @tortaart 💛✨

More Paz because I like her

Cunt