Mr. Lady

the ‘big three’ of coping mechanisms are jerking off, fucking up your hair, and playing your favorite music real loud

Nobody should pay for another person’s murder plan. 

well then i guess in that case we should also stop using taxpayer dollars to fund police departments and the military industrial complex lol

imagine slow dancing to this w the girl you love in your kitchen.. pure heaven

Sex

this mix will never get old ever ever

@smokingsunflower

Always reblog

I’ve never been more attracted to a set of hands until now

If you’re scrolling through tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about or you’re looking for a sign that everything will be okay, this is it. So, breathe. Relax into this moment. You’re alive & that’s all that matters.

Do you ever think about how Ned’s Declassified School Survival Guide and Scrubs have the same formula? Like they’re exactly the same show just for a different demographic?

ok but why is the cast of ned’s declassified in a ventilation shaft?

Chillin

how do people have relationship after relationship like i can’t find a single person to find me remotely attractive for a solid second

my mother, a fool: stop eating so many mozzarella sticks me, an intellectual: i am sick and tired of this constant kinkshaming

i see brazzers up there i hate this