Noble Clad in Silver and Black

You know, even though it's evolved from "paid DLC" to "full sequel", Silksong is technically still a stretch goal from Hollow Knight's 2014 Kickstarter campaign, and everybody who backed that campaign is still entitled to a copy, so if we're being very pedantic, Hollow Knight can in fact be included in the big list of crowdfunded metroidvanias that ended up taking a decade-plus to fulfill.

(The really funny part is that "playable Hornet" wasn't even one of the big stretch goals. It was like $56 000, below even the fucking "PS Vita port" tier. How's that for value for your money?)

Homestuck vs Hollow Knight: Battle of the video game kickstarter yet-to-be-fulfilled stretch goals!

Didn't watch any of these as a kid but I watched Brave Little Toaster in my 30s and that shit traumatized me.

oh to be a centuries old vampire numb to any feelings of love & affection until u meet some silly mortal who breaks down any barriers you've put up & slowly works their way into ur cold unfeeling heart, making u feel alive for the first time in ages.

Elmo’s voice saying “I’ll fuck u up” is the best and worst thing ever

YO I SWEAR THIS SHIT IS TOO FUNNY😭🤣

I WATCH THIS EVERYDAY

LMFAO hell yeah give biscuit 2000 notes. why the fuck not. are you seeing this professor? are you seeing what my “failed” experiment has achieved

like yes harrowhark was definitely off the wall bonkers for the self lobotomy but let’s not pretend palamedes sextus wouldn’t have done the exact same thing. my guy blew himself up bc he knew the second cam found out how much danger they were in she would’ve fallen on the sword for him. he was sorrier to leave her alone than he was to die

[video description: a short clip showing a large metal sphere in the center of a shallow pool of dark liquid. the same dark liquid is pouring over the sphere, coating it, while windshield wipers installed onto the sphere attempt to wipe it away, only for more liquid to immediately fall and cover the clean spots. end video description.]

I realize this has meaningful symbolism for a lot of people, but all I could think is, from the sphere's perspective, "~Hoo boy, it's hot in here..!"