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posts that make me want to rip my heart out part 5

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the nightmares about schoolwork deadlines are back. SIGHHHH

#THEY'RE SO ANNOYINGGGGG I HATE THEM

bulkhummus

my astigmatism lets me see beautiful angels before i drive into oncoming traffic

cocksuredness-deactivated202410

It is what it is but like. Can it be something else

tiktaalic

European: Americans will be like I’m going to watch a whore movie and eat a hamburger slathered in lard

Americans: it’s true I do do this.

American: British people will be like alright I’m off to eat some wheezy bangers (beans and bread out of a can)

Brit: I’ve seen this reblogged by several people I normally trust so: How mocking British cuisine and dialect has a long classist history and how it became frighteningly normalized on an American (uniquely cruel, uniquely ignorant) internet: a thread. 1/?

elizabisme

nonepizzarightbeef

There is something SO FUNNY about when someone makes a Strawman for a bit and someone comes out "Yes, hello, it is me! The pretend person that you made up as an exageration. It is not an exageration, I am right here"

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supermariomamafucker

I FOUND THIS VINE AGAIN

incorrectinfinity

What makes us human is the Nintendo 3DS

striders

jvhdb

peoplegettingkindamadatfood

are mandarins a type of orange

yes

no

Voting ended onFeb 9, 2024

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Goat hunter

250,000 cards

I am the foremost ghost hunter in this part of town

inthefallofasparrow

‘Bravery… but also caution’

Matt Damon went to Ben Affleck's house not wearing his wedding ring which could mean nothing or could mean your icon is more accurate than we thought (THIS IS A JOKE FOR LEGAL REASONS THIS IS A JOKE)

GOD shout out to the funniest headline of all time

fishgummy

>buy impossible burger >look inside >it's possible

junglejim4322

>buy beyond burger

>look inside

>it’s within

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kind of wish tumblr WOULD die just so i can finally be free of torturing myself with a website that takes five million years to load ANYTHING no matter the browser you're using. dreamwidth doesn't do this to me

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