Lilia is my husband

"you have a lot to learn with"

hc related to younger malleus burning lilias hair; after the "freezing the entire castle" incident, younger malleus had anxiety of accidentally hurting people again because of his (not yet) untrained proficiency in his magic --- knowing he accidentally did it again with lilia, he was overcome with fear that he'll lose him as well

Riddle: And I need your signature on this. Idia I'll get it from you later. *mumbles* although it would be much easier if you were physically present at the meetings.

Idia: *mumbles* No. Being outside is dangerous for an otaku like me. There are things like other people, sunlight and Mc with a bucket of water.

Riddle: Mc with wath?

Mc: *trying to hide a bucket of water*

Idia: Mc with a bucket of water. I don't know what Mc is trying to do with it but for some reason they follow me with it.

Yuu: I am darkness, I am power, I am your worst nightmare, I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine, I am the night, I am fury, I am a weapon, I am- Jamil: A doll Ruggie: A cinnamon roll Trey: A sweetheart Yuu: Yuu: ...stop it

~*Prefect giving all the love and attention to the Twst Tsum Tsums*~

Ace: Why do they get all the attention? 

YN/MC/Yuu: Because they are adorable and they don’t cause me any trouble. 

Epel: You’ve known them only for a day! 

YN/MC/Yuu: Which is better than any of you. A day doesn’t go by that one of you don’t cause trouble for me. 

Lilia: I admire your persistence young one but the child of man is Destined to be my in-law

Ortho: THEY MAKE MY BIG BROTHER HAPPY AND MAKE HIM GET OUT OF HIS ROOM! I'M NOT LETING THEM GO- [iniciating death laser in 5 minutes]

Meanwhile Malleus and Idia are just:

Malleus': what is this felling- [dumbass]

Vil: We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Y/n: I had a red one.

Rook: oh

Rook:

Rook: OH

Epel:

Lilia: I made a cake once.

Y/n: Yeah, it was good.

Lilia: Really?

Y/n: WHERE'S MY VAMPIRE LOVER AT WHEN I NEED THEM?

Lilia: *pops out from the tree he was hiding in, hanging upside down while smirking at you*

Lilia: You need a vampire lover, hmm~?

Y/n: *shrieks while blushing heavily*

Lilia: Kufufu~

Y/n: I-I was j-joking??

Lilia: Awww really? That's unfortunate to hear.

Y/n: It...It is?

Lilia: Yes...Especially since I was ready to shower that pretty neck of yours with my special brand of love bites.

Y/n: Y-You're joking. R-right?

Lilia: Hmm...Perhaps.

Y/n:

Lilia: Or perhaps not~.

Lilia, sitting on your lap: Darling, please pay attention to me.

You/Reader: Lilia, we were just making out a second ago.

if you saw this the first time no you didn’t