Meow is the time for greatness

this is a great summary of ‘conditional probability’, a statistical property many people grapple with 

…I feel like this post just made me realize that both coconut trees and vending machines, items often quoted in wacky death statistics, are both things that people shake vigorously often. 

I fucking love her

@lady-fett uh oh

give rosa diaz a girlfriend 2k16

THEY GAVE ROSA DIAZ A GIRLFRIEND 2K17

Millennial culture is having two wildly different conversations with the same person on two different apps at the exact same time

The one who pays attention to everything, but quiet. And you can tell how good my hand is by how impatient I get.

I’m 1000% the gamechanger and the one that dont pay attention to shit

im always changing the color

I’m not crying your are

i keep getting messages asking for updates on this and i want you all to know that i just got back from our final class and this man really walked in wearing a fur coat, olive green capris, sasquatch socks, and he inexplicably brought an entire roll of wrapping paper to a 9:30am class. this combination easily defeated my comparatively weak polka dot overalls. he has won and there is nothing i can do to redeem myself

me, learning things about myself: oh this is bad