My Life As I Know It

what she means: who the fuck is Melissa anyways like...? she out here still being shady af I kno nothin bout this chick I dunno how I feel abt this IMA keep my eye on mayonissa....but damn niall really out here playing me like this I hate his white ass so much he looks like a pile of raw chicken compacted together and then someone glued googly eyes on the chicken and named it niall that's what niall is and his ass is always fuckin laughin why he laughin??? he laughin at my pain??? huh??? does he not get that I basically paid for his ass to fly out his new 'friend' to london???? does he not get that without ME he would be nothing????? I'm fine tho:) I'm fine:) may the 2 jars of expired mayo live happily ever after