you're all whacked out from lack of sleep

If mads mikkelsen was my friend this is exactly how i would treat him…

if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack

i dont know which facial expression in most accurate 

Was “yeah, bo!” some 1910′s meme?

drunk girls that can’t stop outpouring compliments and affection to the people around them are literally too high quality for this world

like literally can u believe that women are so pure that when they are uninhibited and they can’t logically filter their actions all their brains can think to do is try to make friends w/ ppl and tell them they’re pretty

me, who didn’t even know sophie turner and joe jonas were dating, when i heard they’re engaged: what the fuck