toph.

a girlfriend is just a best friend that touches you inappropriately.

So accurate

Dogs are the greatest.

Cutest thing I’ve seen all day

This is the worst thing I’ve seen all day because the mama must have died 😫

later nerds

this child dresses better than every guy in my school

only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is

literally everyone knows who salvador dali is

Reblogging for the last comment

Oh and my neighbor’s pit bull bit me in the ass last week when I walked out my front door. Fuck these things. Dogs are the way they are due to their owners. Yes there are good pits and there are also bad ones. Here’s how it should be posted “TRAIN YOUR FUCKING DOG PROPERLY AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT”

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls