FINLEY STEVENS QUOTES SENTENCE STARTERS
â iâm hoping this is food and not human body parts, but who knows? â
â youâd have to be a fucking idiot to come here. luckily, thatâs my speciality. â
â  kids - we just hit the fucking jackpot. â
â should i be freaking out right now? â
â no offense, but youâre kindâve scary looking.  â
â where am i supposed to pee? in the woods?  fuck that. â
â [name], you absolute bastard. â
â if youâre here to kick my ass, youâre going to have to get in line. â
â you almost hurt my feelings, but you could never be so lucky. â
â fine, iâll do it. but Iâm gonna be an ass about it.  â
â not going to lie, iâm getting the heebie jeebies. â
â  we all got something to hide. itâs just easier that way. but itâs totally cool when someone shows you whatâs underneath. thatâs my favorite part. â
â a smart trespasser wouldnât go towards the sound of another person, âlest they get caught. â
â iâm stupid, so I do it all the time. â
â i feel like this couldâve been done without the manhandling. â
â is that what you were going to say,  or did i make this entire thing awkward? â
â oh god,  now iâm going to get sued by the ghostbusters. â
â donât do that,  iâll get demonetized. â
â youâre even beautifuler at two in the morning.  sorry,  i had to speak my mind. â
â great,  add it to your porn collection.  â
â iâm never going to trust you again. â
â everyoneâs flawed.  at least you know it and arenât super weird or righteous about it. â
â i think you know more than i think you know. â
â the devil isnât in the details. the devilâs everywhere. you know what is in the details? words i canât pronounce. â
â think happy thoughts,  and all that shit,  right? â
â i need,  like,  seven hands,  but yours will do. â
â you can literally do so many things with a machete. â
â youâre literally blowing my mind right now. â
â you wouldâve done the same thing for me if you were five feet taller,  right? â
â am i a dumb-smart person,  or a smart-dumb person?  â
â that was a level of aggression i didnât expect, but i can dig it. â
â sorry,  i thought i saw you doing something suspicious. â
â i still get tingles.  like i know youâre going to punch me,  but iâm excited about it. â
â you mean you werenât dropped on your head as a kid?  i thought that was a normal part of puberty. â
â youâre not darkness.  youâre light. â
â weâre the best team around.  like shrek and donkey,  or⌠two of the five spice girls. â
â none of my ideas are good ideas.  keep up! â
â oh no,  no.  my kinks include hand holding,  and spotting ghosts in the window of a four story building. â
â everyone else blames everything on god.  i might as well,  too. â
â could you imagine how cold and clammy a ghost kiss would be?  â
â my life isnât fun. it never has been.  i never claimed to have a sparkling lifestyle. â
â sorry not sorry,  as the kids say. â
â i appreciate the determination to prove me wrong.  really. â
â do you want the truth,  or should i keep lying? â
â youâre not just fucked up.  youâre fucked up and still going.  thatâs more than some people can say. â
â now iâm getting creepy,  danger vibes. â
â the intimidating man stare does nothing for me,  pal. â
â i really want to ask whatâs going on in your head right now,  but Iâm afraid i wonât like the answer. â
â the plan is donât die.  think you can manage that?  â
â itâs pretty straight forward,  you can either keep a secret,  or you canât. â
â why was i breaking and entering,  or why was i caught? â
â i can neither confirm nor deny whether i may or may not know something of importance to this situation. â
â no, there wonât be a ghost orgy, so donât worry about it. â