rise and shine

Terry: 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Terry: Happy birthday dude!!!!

Exactly. Baby bearing hips aren’t useful until you’re actually having a baby. Until then, you’ve got to hide them away.

I feel like you would get along with my sort-of friend Violet.

I’m not. I’m misunderstood. 

Like when I told Missy Flanders that her low rise jeans highlighted her muffin top and made her look double her size, she misunderstood that I was trying to help her improve her chances of actually catching a man.

... I’m sure your intentions came from a good place.

Funny. I got told I’d be the bitchy girlfriend who gets dumped for the Plain Jane bookworm.

You don’t seem bitchy to me.

No, I’m rather enjoying you.

I’ve been told I’d make a good sidekick in a rom-com. You know those guys they put in for the laughs? I’m him.

Ahh, but I’m talking to you right now and my momma didn’t raise me to be rude.

Honestly, I thought maybe this conversation was as painful for you as it is for me.

Well future reference, the going-down-forgetting-name thing is more what I’m aiming for.

Okay, well, it’s pretty easy to find Peter around here, so...

Is a Peter Eagleton good time someone going down on you until you forget your own name?

I wouldn’t know? I’m not really into Peter.

Are you recklessly optimistic about showing a girl a good time?

Peter Eagleton good time or...? ‘Cause I like playing skee ball at the arcade and stuff. Movies are always kinda fun.

Hmm. I like where this is going.

Huh? ... Oh, I was gonna say like, reckless optimism or something.

Stop putting yourself down, loser.

Aw, c’mon, I’m not. What I lack in hair tossing I make up for in... other stuff?