Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

hello writing team of a popular tv show. before you is a lovingly crafted platonic relationship between two characters who have a compelling dynamic as friends. you must continue to develop their storylines in a meaningful way without making them romantic or putting them in a love triangle. if you fail, i will pull this lever, and a trap door will open up beneath you and drop you into a wood chipper. you have plenty of time and you can work together so this should be easy wait what are you doing why are you pulling the lever yourselves GET OUT OF THE WOOD CHIPPER--

top five most important things you can give a character. 1. bisexuality. 2. autism. 3. so much negative rizz it loops around into irresistibility. 4. so many bad events. 5. a coping mechanism that’s cute and silly provided you don’t think about it too hard