Let's all be annoying as fuck today

"Whats your favorite genre" i just Listen to music i like man I dont kno w

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

yaoi is all men are good for

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

like ur out of ur mind if u think he didnt fuck that rock. at least once. even if you dont think its a romantic thing between them (which it is) you really think you can put two of the most curious beings in the literal entire universe together in an enclosed space for 4 years and theyre not gonna get a little handsy? dont make me mad.

i think people are starting to forget what the LA in LARP means

*nodding sagely* Los Angeles Role Play

okay gang lets find that son of a bitch markiplier

everyday i log onto tumblr dot com and post bullshit nothing burger

alright I'm almost finished Project Hail Mary, and I have to say, I don't get why people are shipping the guy with Markiplier when he's already in a perfectly healthy queer-platonic relationship with the alien spider made of rocks