Biased Mars sign ranking by ~Me~
Scorpio: Know what they want, know what they stand for and believe in. Resilient and very resourceful but hateeee telling people how they manage to be like that because itâs usually quite embarrassing and personal. Emotional alchemists, can transmute negative energies into something loving and nurturing (or the complete opposite! Donât fuck around with them either way). Loyal. Powerful sexual energy. Either very very kinky or super vanilla but either way they know how to satisfy their partners to a degree where they often hear âNo one ever turned me on like you/made me cum like youâ. Have an intoxicating aura, basically the Scoripionâs tail. Theyâre not workaholics like Cap Mars or in your face like Aries or Leo Mars but theyâre certainly ambitious and always reach their goals or die trying lol. Definitely long term thinkers be it goals or people. Very caring. Can heal other people from deep trauma as well. Have a revenge/avenger complex if badly developed.
Capricorn: Okay I donât necessarily like the coldness of the sign here but I see its benefits in Mars. Sometimes you just have to have this straight to the point, no intense emotions mentality and approach to situations that require Mars energy. These people get so much done Iâm honestly really looking up to people with this. And despite all that they are still extremely humble (except if there are fire placements). Inspirational. What the sex lacks in emotion it makes up with it in stamina and kink. Open to try things but once theyâve found their niche they wonât want to do anything else. Scorpio and Capricorn Mars have similar sexual stamina but I would say that Caps have slightly more just because they also often reach the point where theyâve held back the release so much (again, Caps and their restraint lol) that the release just wonât come after that point. But yeah anyways, workaholics for sure. Donât make yourselves sick babes. Their anger is silent but once you push them to the edge they will straight up silently kill you lol
Cancer: Very very controversial opinion I know. But personally I know how to handle this energy. My mother has this and yes these people get so messy with their anger and donât know how to properly express themselves but many times their reasons are somewhat justified. These people are passionate about their family, friends and relationships. Like really passionate. Yet still lack the energy to change what they donât want. Have good and sweet intentions (unless youâve betrayed them, they will wish you hell). I have an amazing sexual chemistry with men who have this idk why. Men are doms that secretly wish to be a sub to someone. Women are subs that secretly wish to be dom to someone. Really good at bringing emotions out of people (can be good or bad). Their energy level isnât that great but they do have extremely high stamina if they have feelings for someone. If they donât theyâre a bit lackluster. I know this whole description probably sounds very negative but I really like them.
Virgo: That work ethic omg. Literally the definition of overworking. Itâs much different from Capricorn Mars through. Caps wonât show how much they struggle and will always look put together whereas the Virgo Mars will be visibly distressed. I donât blame them though they are like the rabbit in Alice in Wonderland because people generally tend to pressure them and give them too much work. Would do so much for their loved ones with a silent duty. Either very kinky or just very sexual in general. Very dom or very sub, leaning more towards sub though, itâs just their thing. People never assume Virgo Mars people to be that sexual though they just have this sweet and friendly demeanor but behind closed doors they are literal freaks. Could be into feet too lol
Sagittarius: Cockyyyy but they usually have the right to be so because they are usually very daring people and do and say things other people would never have the guts to. They have no problem opposing authorities and taking on the leader role. They are very confident in their abilities and donât like following someone elseâs rules. I usually respect all these traits but not every Sagittarius Mars is good at leading though, especially not if itâs an organized group of some sort. They are too theoretic and idealistic with their approach and have no âstrategyâ. Plus they have a short temper and can be unprofessional. However they are good as independent visionaries who lead people towards a general idea rather than something tangible like politics for example. Passionate. They need sex for their physical health. Likes it rough and playful but every once in a while they do have deep sexual encounters that change them.
Aries: Similar to Sagittarius but have more energy and are not big picture thinkers. More egoistic with their goals (which isnât bad necessarily cause they get shit done for themselves). Easily distracted while trying to reach their long term goals. You will know how they feel about you whether you like it or not. Good at flirting cause they wonât be too vague, youâll know whatâs up. Very honest unless they have a lot of mutable energy in their chart (unless itâs Sagittarius). Physically in tune with their body but in a less sensual and more practical sense. They donât have much stamina compared to other signs but they can probably have the highest concentrated amount of energy for a short time out of all signs. Not as resourceful as letâs say a Scorpio Mars or Capricorn Mars, they use their energy like running a marathon. Aries Mars is more like a sprint. Much faster than the first two but itâs also a shorter distance. This placement is interesting to me because of this difference in their approach to their energy (my Mars is in Scorpio). They have the same approach with sex and love as well. Usually dominant, probably not as kinky as the others. Still rough though.
Pisces: These people have this crazy ability to never really hate anything or anyone and to generally be chill people. This is quite interesting because while they are so nonchalant about the not so pleasant things in life theyâre still very passionate about the good things. Definitely not the best work ethic and usually have lower energy levels than most people (sometimes bordering on laziness) but they have a very very very veryyyy slow determination and ultimately they actually do reach their goals. Theyâre like turtles if that makes sense. There is an invisible wisdom that follows every action, itâs almost like they know that this is just one of our hundreds and thousands of lifetimes. Even with casual sex they are very sensitive to their partners and the energy around them. The way they feel sexuality is very hazy and encounters with them feel tantalizing because everything blends together. And, letâs be honest here: they DO love feet. Stop denying it, Iâve seen and heard enough about it to be sure.
Aquarius: To be honest I personally only know one person who has this and just heard of others who have it. To me it has a similar vibe to it like Sagittarius but way less emotionally invested. Aquarius makes this all about the ego. This is one of those placements that actually seem unpredictable. I have a lot of respect for it because damn. I personally wouldnât pick the battles that they choose to fight for. I havenât seen enough of this placement to find the underlying similarities of all Aqua Mars people but Iâm gonna make some assumptions: I think that they invest their energy in situations and people that seem⌠hopeless and pointless? Like the kind of people that would still try to start a riot while theyâre already handcuffed by the police. The kind of people to hold on to their ex not because of their feelings but because they are obsessed with the impossibility of the situation. Idk that energy is - again - very interesting to me because they always willingly and knowingly pick the path that leads to failure. Sexually they all see to be completely different and too individualistic to generalize but all of them have this one specific kink or body part or position they obsess over. Idk man this Mars sign is so weird and yet so fascinating to me.
Gemini: Imagine a Virgo Mars but more egoistic, less efficient and still somehow a smartass. Boy do these people know how to argue⌠itâs literally pointless even if youâre right. Because youâre not. And the Gemini Mars has 672529 reasons and explanations as to why that is. Mentally very quick and can are quick decision makers in general. Good with speeches or poetry, anything with words that helps them to navigate their energy. Intelligent but usually just in one specific field. I feel like they are very misunderstood though because they seem mischievous and tbf their sporadic bursts of energy makes it hard not to think so. But I do believe that their actions stem from their compassion. But theyâre so bad at showing it lmao. Very curious about anything sexual but itâs usually all talk as they like to read and think about possible scenarios, but they might not actually want to do it irl. They love mental stimulation and can therefore get themselves off much easier compared to other Mars signs. Iâve also noticed that there are more people, especially women, with this Mars sign who are open to homosexual experiences. Just my own two cents though
Taurus: Just straight up lazy and slow. If the tasks they have to do donât benefit them directly they wonât do it. Opportunistic and very materialistic outlook on life. Very connected to nature though. Usually peaceful yet boring people UNLESS when they are truly angry. Because there will be no one that is scarier than Taurus Mars. Iâm serious. These people are the scariest and most terrifying Mars sign when angry and since Iâve been a witness of this a couple times now in my life and know how this can turn out theyâre this far down in this list. They are peaceful most of the time though. Steady and slow. Donât set too high goals for themselves. Donât like to stress out or work too hard. For them, their energy should be spent for enjoyment in life. Donât like living fast but love living lavishly. Kinda boring sexually but have high stamina. Lean more towards being doms.
Leo: Why tf you lying. Where is the audience you create these lies for? Whyyy are you trying to hype yourself up for things that you didnât do??? Love to talk about themselves and their âgoalsâ but bear in mind they likely wonât achieve them because they have a spoiled attitude about life. They want it all and they want it now. And when they donât get it they will throw tamper tantrums. Leo energy is youthful and childlike and dreamy, but Mars in Leo is just immature. It takes a lot of practice and self discipline for people of this Mars sign to grow out of their egoistic and immature tendencies. Cocky for all the wrong things. Want to convince everyone that they are better at xyz than they actually are. Most times theyâre actually not even that bad at it but their lies and exaggerations make it worse. Are passionate and fiercely love their close people but extremely prone to jealousy. Sex is kinda lame because theyâre more focused on themselves. Think of Patrick Bateman flexing his muscles while having sex. Insecure. Once they accept their shadow sides can become very cool and self aware people though but most people rarely make it that far with this Mars. Want to be a dom but everything about their behavior screams sub to me.
Libra: If you took the worst traits of Mars in Gemini and Pisces added the best traits of Mars in Taurus, this is what what you would get. Idk man⌠the women with this seem kinda wimpy and directionless and the men with this oh god theyâre the kind of men who brag about being the best in bed, having the biggest dick etc etc and then they end up being much less than mediocre and have a small and smelly penis. I donât like this sorority girl/preppy/jock kind of energy. They are also soooo passive aggressive with everything itâs so annoying. When they have a problem with someone or something instead of finding an easy and reasonable solution they tell their business to everyone else, write songs about it, rant about it online, start gossiping etc. All while they could have already solved the issue like an adult. Major teenager and small dick energy. Sexually vanilla. And not that good at it either. Kinda boring and lame and I just hate the indirectness.