I wanna be yours

Why the fuck did I even come on again why am I here why haven't I just deleted this blog why is my personal account still the bossard url why.

" I'm not dead. I mean that as I'm here after god knows how long, so whoever even tries to make a 'but you are dead' statement will have to answer to my sword. "

" Oh god, please tell me you're not an awful cook. "

{ i dunno if i have you on skype but you should add me so you can say hey get your fuckin ass on auruo and i'll just be a masochistic manpet and say " yes master " }

" No way in hell am I gonna' talk in Comic Sans for you. "

" Someone said that if I were a dog I'd be a Shiba Inu. "

" Not really. Ain't like I celebrate it at all or tell anyone when my birthday is. "

" Christmas an' the Capn's birthday are the only good times of the year. "

" The cutest most adorable ginger baby girl you'll ever see.She has her mom's eyes, and they're a gold colour. "

" I hate when the mistletoe goes up... I stood under the stupid thing for an hour once and nobody else came under it too. "