astroniyu's tomolife journey

June 12, 2026, 7:45 pm

First up, suntio are expecting a child. They've been my longest running couple without one, and lowkey I was hoping they wouldn't have any LOL But I'm still operating under the rule of not denying the Miis anything, so now I can just hope they end up with Sunday's genes...

dancae son and cyhaino son have ended up in a mutual crush situation, I guess we're just waiting for a confession now. Meanwhile, Dehya and Robin's daughter ended up falling in love at first sight at pnx's daughter so that's cool.

Xiao had decided to confess to Aether, which I knew would be a bad idea, but I let him do it anyway. Not only was he rejected, but Aether never even showed up at the rendezvous. Xiao was not giving up tho! He immediately tried again and, once again, Aether didn't even bother showing up. In a way, Xiao is now a more tragic character than Blade had been. (Blade and Ashveil have been happily married for awhile now btw, I don't remember if I ever announced that.)

Today, Albedo tried to confess to Xiao instead. I sent them to the restaurant hoping a certain someone would crash the scene, and to my delight and joy, Jing Yuan was sitting there (he'd been crushing on Xiao first, tyvm). He did in fact try crash the scene, but Xiao rejected them both LOL

What else... After breaking Castorice's heart (and Cas having moved on AGES ago), Hyacine now has a crush on Cas 😭😭 At least she's not trying to get back together with Lumine again.

Silver Wolf, predictably, still hasn't done anything about her crush on Firefly. What's wild is that some characters had lost interest in their crushes in the same day that they developed them. SW has had her crush since like, the start of the game. She still pings me with her pining, and still does nothing about it.

June 6, 2026, 8:16 pm

I think being stuck on a 20x20cm island is starting to get to my residents. Every day I log in, I find that someone has had a big fight and everyone is fuming about it. The first time it was Sunday and E9, and in my confusion I panic-dropped Ratio on him, who thankfully knew how to calm him down. Day two I don't even remember, I want to say it was Hyacine and Lumi, or maybe Stelle. Day 3, Jing Yuan and Xiao; in fact, those two I caught mid-fight that time. Today it was Caelus and Phainon...

What's funny about this is that it coincides with Blade having gotten his shit together. If you've read any of my past posts, you may remember Blade had a bad time on the island, socially speaking. Who knew his terrible, no-good luck was keeping evil at bay?? Well I hope he never gets caught up in this, he deserves his good times finally.

June 3, 2026, 6:17 pm

Some closure for the last two Blade posts. He's finally escaped hell by confessing to Ashveil, who accepted his affections. If you've played through 4.3 already, you'll hopefully understand why this makes me happy. Of course, the confession scene didn't go flawlessly. We had not one but two other characters trying to crash it, which resulted in this stupid little clip. I'm so happy I put JY in that dumb costume.

And yes, that's Luocha. Editing this part because people are being very nice to my Luocha so I feel bad for being mean to him. Thank you for liking him ❤️

May 30, 2026, 8:01 pm

First off, huge news! After a long lasting, lovey-dovey relationship, dancae are finally married! They're the most stable couple by far, so it was a matter of time, but they sure took that time. At least it feels in-character.

With that out of the way, here's another Blade update. (How funny is it that things keep happening to him right before his release in HSR?) He pinged me to say, "Hey, I know I'm in love with Ashveil, but I seem to be having feelings for Lygus as well. What do I do?" So NATURALLY I told him to stick with Ash, because there's nooo way he has a chance with Lygus. For starters, did I not set Lygus not to be attracted to anyone? Shocked someone would fall for him. Then, one singular hour later, Lygus pings me that he's developed feelings for Blade! OTL When Bladie doesn't fumble on his own, I fumble it for him!!

May 29, 2026, 9:16 pm

Once again, a loose follow-up to my previous post. RE: Blade's tragedy. Man got so desperate with his crush, that once he ran into them in the street, he fell to his knees and asked for a chance. He was flatly rejected. Thankfully, his bestie Ashveil not only managed to cheer him up, but in doing so Blade fell in love with Ashveil instead. Ash is very fond of Blade but only platonically, so we'll see how this goes. He's also contending with Jiaoqiu, who's fancied Ash from the start. Given Blade's current track record, I'm not very optimistic about his chances. Hopefully he doesn't wait six months to confess this time.

Short report on the girls' side this time, Robin instantly fell in love with Dehya upon meeting her. Very real of her. Dehya also fell in love with her immediately afterward. She, unlike a certain SOMEONE on this island, wasted exactly 0 minutes before choosing to confess, so now they're being very cute together. They work rather well as a crackship, perhaps because Robin and Nilou aren't so dissimilar.

May 27, 2026, 11:08 pm

A loose follow up to yesterday's Space Buns Ratio, Blade has come out of the hair dresser's with (drumroll) pigtails! Unrelated to pigtails, Blade is a rather tragic character on my island. When you look at his relationships list, he seems to think of a lot of Miis as either close friends, or generally people he "gets along great" with. But when you look at those Miis, they either find him awkward, or not a great match for them. Other than I think Evernight, Lygus is the only one who's approached me saying he wants to be friends with him :')

May 26, 2026, 8:12 pm

Opened the game today to find Ratio having upset three different Miis, as well as wearing space buns for some reason (linked so the image doesn't pop outside of spoiler tags). Face blurred because he's one of my uglier creations. He did ask me if he should go change the style up a bit, now I'm scared how Blade's gonna look cuz he asked too...

May 24, 2026, 11:53 am

No funny stories this time around, but I wanted to announce the cursed conga line was broken! Kafka successfully wooed Evernight, meanwhile Cas got cock blocked while confessing to Hyacine (I didn't know two miis can crash one scene?!). Hyacine, who had a crush on Lumine, chose to be with Lumine since she coincidentally happened to be one of the two crashing in.

Meanwhile my gameplay gets interrupted because... phainaxa had a child. Now, Phainon did mention he was considering it, but I didn't think it would be so sudden. Wasted no time, this man.

May 22, 2026, 5:55 am

I'd made a bunch of characters and decided I wouldn't interfere with any relationships, yet somehow all my preferred ships got together anyway. phnx just got married. Mash A to clap is hilariously charming.

May 22, 2026, 8:25 pm

I don't have any cute or funny ways to share the shenanigans but I still want to talk about it. After pnx and cyhaino got married in the same day, Ratio apparently had enough pining and decided to confess to Sunday. Wanderer, for the second time now, crashed the confession scene, and they both got shot down.

Ratio, however, refused to be stopped. He says he'll bring a gift the next time around. No prompt given to player so I think ok, it's gonna be one of those non-interactible bouquets or something.

The man whips out a piece of cheese. It works. Four miis were vying for Sunday's attention, and this is how he chose the winner.

AND THEN, as I was typing this, Sunday pings me like hey... I wanna propose. So somehow we went from 0 to 3 weddings in the span of like 12 hours.