Tommy

Yet another reminder of how gross men are. And yes, that also includes you. Why you’d choose a job where you have to remove bananas from people’s asses is beyond me. Unless getting peed on is one of your kinks, I don’t see what’s so appealing about being a nurse. But anyways, after you’ve thoroughly cleaned yourself and no longer smell like bodily fluids, you can take me out and we can have some fun to help you forget about your rough night.

Gee, thanks. At least I can safely say that I haven’t shoved any fruit up my culo. Because my job is more than that. It’s about helping people who can’t help themselves. Getting peed on isn’t something I can really defend because that sucks anyway you look at it, but still; it’s rewarding work. Sure, but I have to do my laundry first because I don’t wanna hear Frankie complaining about “hospital germs.” You’re buying shots, right? I mean, I did get peed on today. 

So, what kind of disgusting objects did you remove from fratboy asses this time? I could use a good laugh, Sanchez. 

An apple or two, a banana, and a bottle of water. Some guy tried to use the old “I fell on it” excuse. Oh, and I pulled like 6 marbles from ears and noses. They’re like the perfect size apparently for kids to stick them just about anywhere.