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remus: ok, now i’m gonna kick some ass

*remus grabs both sirius and james by the ear*

sirius and james: ow ow ow

remus: alright, now i will let go if you both stop

james: *to sirius* oh, what do you, you want me to stop seeing him, is that what you want?

sirius: uh huh

james: you want me to just call him up and tell him that i’m not going to see him anymore? that’s what you want?

sirius: okay

james: oh, that’s what you want

sirius: yes

james: fine

sirius: fine!

Sirius: Getting a motorbike.

Remus: That‘s it?!

Sirius: No…?

Remus: Forget it. I wanna own a chocolate fabric. So I can eat as much chocolate I want

James: I wanna become an professional Quidditschplayer and I wanna be with Regulus

Regulus: Dying. Just dying.

Lily:

James: It’s mistletoe! You owe me a kiss now!

Lily: Thats parsley…

James: …can we still ki-

Remus, sighing: no

James: our record is two and a half

Sirius: speak for yourselves

remus: those are a set of pokémon cards

james : we can pull a prank on her

peter : hang up a gryffindor flag in your room

remus : charm the portraits in your house so they sing bohemian rhapsody

michael: am i in heaven?

*knock on the door*

"open up, it's calum"

James: “What’s the one thing keeping you going, Remus?”

Remus:

Everyone looking at Sirius thinking it’s going to be him:

Sirius knowing it’s not:

Remus: The fact that one day I’m going to die sad and alone with nothing to stop it.

Everyone:

James: Um, I dunno, maybe, 5'6, green eyes, red hair, murderous, but in a cute way.

Doctor:

Doctor: I meant your blood type.

James:

James: ..no.

Remus: Uh-huh, then what's that white powder on your mouth.

James:

Remus: You are a hazard to society.

James: *scoffs* Uh, food.

Remus: Really, well what about sex or quidditch?

James:

Remus: I wake up at 4:30 AM

Sirius: