baby

im just out here trying to eat fruit and stay moisturized and drink water and recover from childhood trauma and protect my vibes, man

people who can just plop their sweet lil heads down on their pillow and quickly fall asleep don’t know how lucky they are… i gotta construct a whole ass cinematic universe in my head with dramatic plot twists and in-depth characters to help me fall asleep

big dork energy

@ fetish blogs that follow me: i’ll sell pictures of my feet for $50

Whenever pewdiepie would do his signature brofist id stick my bare ass against the monitor and imagine the sensation id receive if he really did it to me

yes officer this is the post

me on a riding mower: yeehaw

My heart gets heavy thinking about the giant trash island in the ocean.

Yeah england is a joke

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on splatoon today

Good fucking luck even getting a girl to look at you after today