this is literally fucking poetry

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

Doesnt matter if u dont understand a joke. Extract dopamine and move on

beautiful

there he goes

When u holding a baby and they lay their head on you>

Reclaim your birthright, gentlemen

​i have 849 thousand questions.

does mace work on birds

if a heron is attacking me will mace be an effective deterrent

time sensitive question please respond