Love Tom

The audience sits in their respective seats, politely applauding as podcast host and interview Josh Horowitz (J.H.) enters the stage, taking his microphone from the stage manager and then walking to the front of his seat for today's episode. Opposite him is an empty couch.

J.H. : Thank you, everyone. And welcome to Happy Sad Confused's first episode of the year!

The audience applauds, with a few wolf whistles scattered throughout the theater.

J.H. : Now I know you're all especially excited for today's episode, considering I posted it on socials last week that we're kicking off the year with a very special guest, so I won't keep you all waiting any longer. He's currently on a press run for the upcoming and long-awaited second season of The Night Manager, and at the end of the year we're gonna see him back as our favorite God of Mischief and God of Stories in Avengers: Doomsday, please give a big round of applause and welcome to the stage Tom Hiddleston!

Tom Hiddleston (T.H.) walks out into the stage to roaring applause, greeting the crowd with a bright smile and wave. Notably, the golden wedding band on his left ring finger glints and shines as he waves to the audience. When he meets Josh at the center of the stage, they shake hands and share a brief hug. Both Tom and Josh then take their seats.

J.H. : Tom, welcome back to the show.

T.H. : Happy to be back, Josh. Thank you for sending out the invite.

J.H. : Now I'm willing to bet everyone here is just bursting with excitement on the fact that we get to see you back on our screens as Jonathan Pine. (The crowd applauds again) Could you tell us what it was like coming back to the role after all these years?

T.H. : Well if I'm being honest, mentally the role never fully left me. Somewhere in the back of my mind I've always wondered what came of Jonathan Pine at the end of the series, and every now and again through the past few years I realized I'm more than open to the idea of coming back if the story and the timing was right. And everything came together so beautifully that when our director Georgi Banks-Davies and our story writer David Farr both reached out, there was really only one answer I could give them. When do we start?

The crowd once again breaks into applause.

J.H. : Were there any key differences in the atmosphere of the first season and the second season that we're about to see later this month?

T.H. : Well, we get introduced to entirely new characters with some new dynamics. Pine isn't entirely working alone out on the field anymore, he has a handful of people working on the ground with him, among which is the magnificent Hayley Squires who I'm grateful to get to work with again. And there's a certain unpredictability in this season, because these new characters are considerably more difficult to categorize compared to those we met in the first season. Our writers and showrunners were blessed with the foresight of how the audience would perceive certain characters and played with those expectations, and I think…I think the audience is going to rather enjoy how we played with those expectations this season.

J.H. : I'm sure we're all gonna love it. Now let's talk about filming. We know that you shot most of your scenes in Colombia, but other than that, what was different between filming then and filming now?

Tom breaks out into a smile, touching his fingers to his ring before he answered.

T.H. : The biggest difference, for me at least, was that I got to share this experience with my lovely wife Y/N. She was there through every single step of production. Whenever we have to work on separate projects, I really do miss her desperately, and so it's a special privilege getting to work with her on the set with me because when I want to see her, I know she's just somewhere on set and at most I'll see her in a few hours. Instead of a date on the calendar telling me when I'll see her again, it's a time on the clock, when we wrap for the day. If not even sooner.

J.H. : Now if I remember correctly, Y/N usually works behind the scenes, right? She usually specializes in set and costume designs?

T.H. : That's right.

J.H. : But for this one, she does quite a bit more, doesn't she?

T.H. : (Chuckling) Quite a bit more, yes, definitely. I have the unique honor of sharing the screen with her again, for a much longer duration this time.

J.H. : And there's also quite a bit of room on that couch you're sitting on, isn't there? Perhaps room for another guest?

A few members of the audience let out a squeal, clapping in their seats when Tom nods his head.

J.H. : (gives Tom a signal to get someone from backstage; the actor stands and half-jogs to behind the curtain) Ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to our second guest, first time guest but long-term friend of the show Y/N Hiddleston!

Tom walks out onto the stage hand in hand with his visibly pregnant wife, Y/N Hiddleston (Y.H.). He guides her over to the couch, pressing a kiss to her knuckles before she takes her seat. The audience lets out an audible "Awwww" sound at the gesture.

J.H. : Y/N, it's great to see you again. Welcome to the show! It's not often we get to see you all mic'd up, and am I right in saying that this is the first interview you're doing alongside Tom?

Y.H. : That's right. Thank you so much for reaching out and extending the invitation to me. I mean, last time any of y'all saw me mic'd up, I was probably wearing a bedazzled bodysuit on stage, so this is a nice change of pace.

J.H. : So tell us about how you came about sharing the screen with Tom for The Night Manager. Was this something that was always planned, or…?

Y.H. : Or. (The audience laughs) I started out working in three components of the shoot, being set design, costume design, and also assistant intimacy coordinator? Just specifically for this lovely man right next to me. (She gestures to Tom, and he takes one of her hands and kisses the backs of her fingers).

J.H. : Intimacy coordinator? How did that come about?

Y.H. : Well you see, when certain spicy scenes need to be shot -- And just so you all know I have zero media training, so this could get a little unhinged -- there's some body parts that need to be covered up. (The audience bursts into laughter when she starts gesturing toward Tom's crotch) We have a brilliant head coordinator Jessica and she's got us hooked up with some intimacy coverage garments that basically ensure that we're not gonna have to pay OFCOM or face a lawsuit because we accidentally made X-rated material by showing bootyhole, you know?

Tom starts to crack up in his seat, turning a bit pink as he covers his mic to muffle the sound of his laughter. He reaches for Y/N's hand, and she continues on gesturing with a single free hand.

Y.H. : And I'm sure there's some very specific projects that are coming to mind right now where you're all going "But what about…ohh I don't know 365 Days? They definitely showed something during that plane scene, right?" And to that I say, well according to Jessica's best guesses, that's a prosthetic. Basically what we have to ensure is that we don't actually show any part of anybody getting inserted into any…you know, orifices.

Everyone in the theater, including Josh and Tom, are now busting out laughing.

J.H. : I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that when your baby is this far in development, they can hear what's going on around them.

Y.H. : Ohh, good God (She places her hands on either side of her belly) Cover your ears, baby, I'll tell you when it's safe again. (She breaks out into her own fit of giggles) Anyway, so when time came to shoot one of those spicy scenes for this season, we had to put some coverage garments on my husband, and that was the day I became an assistant intimacy coordinator because Jessica scoured the set to find me and went "Hey your husband's requesting you put the coverage garments on him"

The audience breaks into a chorus of "Ooooo!" and "Oww oww!" along with wolf whistles and coyote howls

Y.H. : Contrary to popular assumptions, the process itself is not as sexy as you would think. You're gonna have to be both very comfortable and very goofy around each other if you wanna walk out of that task with sex drive intact (She takes a beat to let her answer linger in the air before passing a look over the crowd as if she's making eye contact with every member of the audience) We are both very comfortable and very goofy around each other.

Tom starts shaking in laughter, bringing his arm around Y/N before placing a kiss on the side of her head.

J.H. : So how did your involvement go from there to suddenly becoming who the viewers will come to know as Charli Greer?

Y.H. : Well firstly, Charli Greer was originally meant to be a one and done type of character. Like she only had a single scene with Pine and it was purely professional and platonic. Indifferent, really. And then, I'm not even kidding, the day we needed to film that scene, Georgi gets a call from the actor that first got cast for Greer saying she's backing out because she didn't realize that her character won't get to hook up with Pine

The audience lets out a mix of gasps and laughter.

J.H. : You're joking

Y.H. : I wish I was. Anyways, everything between that point and me officially becoming Charli is a story better told by my husband. (She sits back on the couch as she motions toward Tom) Your turn, sweetie.

T.H. : After that call, I was pulled into an emergency meeting that included Georgi and David among others, and I mentioned that maybe we could have Y/N give the scene a go since she knew the lines from helping me run my own when we're off set. I suggested the idea to her when we got out the meeting…

Y.H. : I figured "It's only one scene, and I don't have to cry like I did when I was Ginny Krantz, so it can't hurt to try" and went on to hair and makeup…

T.H. : And then we shot the scene…and Georgi had notes

Y.H. : (Breaks out into laughter) And Georgi had notes. Mainly "That was fantastic, but we need to go again and Tom maybe this time don't be eye fucking your wife". (The audience starts laughing again) So we shot the scene a couple more times before Georgi told us to take a few days off because she had an idea and wants to rewrite some scenes, move some stuff around.

T.H. : Three days later, we came back to set and suddenly Charli Greer had significantly more backstory. Now on top of being an expert interrogator at MI6, she was also Pine's ex-wife.

Y.H. : We had the perfect in for her because of a throwaway line from Roper in Season 1 where he mentions that Pine was married for six months in his youth, so now we have my character Charli Greer, but there was a time, a brief six-month period, where she was known as Charli Pine. Georgi came to me going "We can play off the obvious tension in your body language with Tom by putting history between your characters. Now instead of being indifferent towards each other, we can leverage off the evident love that's between you two. But the challenge is that your character loves him, sure. But she also hates him."

T.H. : This quickly became the easiest role I've ever had because I just have to be in love with my wife

Y.H. : And it's the hardest thing I've ever done because I had to pretend to hate my husband. And like…trust me, I've done some shit in my life before I met my husband. This is still hands down the hardest thing I've ever had to do. Bar none.

J.H. : Well your difficulty playing the role doesn't show on screen because personally I think you gave an excellent performance. Breakout material, if I say so myself. And I think when the episodes finally land on Prime in a few days, a lot of people are about to agree with me.

The audience breaks out into applause and whoop sounds

Y.H. : Aww, thank you so much for saying that.

J.H. : Now, let me ask you two. Is there any scene in particular that you're excited for the fans to see in the next few days?

T.H. : There is one, it takes place in the third episode, and I think it's safe to disclose this to the audience since you were all able to watch the first three episodes earlier? (The audience verbalizes their agreement) Excellent. So there's one scene towards the end of the third episode where Diego Calva's character Teddy Dos Santos has his men tie me to an anchor and push me into the water. And we get such an impressive and frankly awe-inspiring display of strength in Y/N's character Charli when she jumps into the water and frees me and brings me up to the surface. That shot was all her.

J.H. : Ohh wow. So when you were talking about playing with expectations earlier…

Y.H. : Every now and again Pine was the damsel in distress (She and the audience break out into giggles) And I love that we were able to do that and I love it even more getting to have seen the finished project now because I know full well that I can't do anything like that right now in my current state (She motions toward her belly). And also it's gonna be one of those bits that we're gonna be proud to show our kids one day. When they're old enough to watch the show.

J.H. : Hang on, when you say "That was all her"…

T.H. : I didn't have to move a muscle. Actually, I couldn't. Because they'd catch it on camera

Y.H. : Yeah. We actually have a take that we had to scrap completely because you could see it in the playback, his feet were doing these little kicks (She makes little paddling motions with her hands, making the audience laugh) So Georgi and I agreed that he had to stop and just be like…literal dead weight because Pine was supposed to be unconscious for the scene.

T.H. : Also in general, I'm rather excited for everyone to get to see not only the story as a whole, but also for them to get to know and fall in love with Charli Greer, the way that Pine loves her.

Y.H. : I'm pretty sure some of them are gonna be rooting for Pine and Teddy, I can't lie. (Everyone breaks into a mix of cheers and laughter) I mean…the subtext is there, we shouldn't even bother trying to deny it

J.H. : Now Y/N, you mentioned that this is the hardest thing you've ever had to do. Were there any scenes that felt…easy? Comparatively?

Y.H. : Oh for sure. There was one. But it's in a later episode so I can't give too much away.

J.H. : Just a little teaser

Y.H. : Ah sure why not, it's not like we're dealing with Marvel (The audience laughs) So in one of the later episodes, I get to have this scene that kind of…I don't know, feels a bit like home? It's an action scene -- And no, I don't mean a sex scene good God (Audience laughter gets louder) -- See, in the years before I even first crossed paths with Tom, I did a fair bit of martial arts. I was pretty decent too, won the occasional competition here and there. So I got to use some of those old lessons and…that scene, I honestly can't wait for you all to see. Assuming it doesn't get cut for time.

J.H. : Speaking of Marvel, Tom, we know from the cast announcements that you're gonna be coming back for Avengers: Doomsday.

The audience breaks into roaring applause

T.H. : (Shares a look with Y/N) Yes I am

J.H. : How's that been going so far?

T.H. : Oh you know. It's going.

J.H. : Aww here we go (Audience starts laughing) You were so talkative earlier and now that I say the M word suddenly you clam up (Tom shrugs) Y/N? What about you, what've you got?

Y.H. : Well…the movie is happening…it's coming out this year…and Loki will be there

J.H. : Oh come on, you, too?

Y.H. : Hey, just because I wasn't media trained doesn't mean I'm gonna give anyone a reason to snipe my husband

J.H. : Alright, that's fair. Had to try, you know? (Tom & Y/N shrug in unison) Let's pivot for a second, if I may. Now we know that neither of you are particularly active on social media, but is it safe to assume every now and again you come across a stray trend?

Y.H. : Yeah, pretty much. We kinda try to stay off it, especially right now. Not exactly conducive for either of us to see what snarkers are saying about my pregnant body and all that

J.H. : Well there's this trend right now where people are getting pretty nostalgic over what life was like a few years back. Specifically 2016

Y.H. : Weird choice, but okay…?

Tom immediately reaches for Y/N's hand, threading his fingers between hers

J.H. : So knowing what you know now, in 2026, if you had a chance to go back to the beginning of 2016 and do it all over again, would you?

T.H. : In a heartbeat

Y.H. : Wait, really?

T.H. : Absolutely. I'll be the first to admit that I had some particularly low points in that year, but the last few months? I got to meet and fall in love with the woman who would become my wife. The mother of my child. The last quarter of that year made everything else worth it. And if I had to go through every twisted turn my life took just to get to Y/N again? I'd do it, no question about it.

It was well into the night when you and Tom finally finished both your promotional obligations for the day, and you walked through the doors of your hotel suite, his arm around you for support in case exhaustion overtook you. Once light washed over the entry area, your husband lifted you up in his arms, carrying you to the bedroom bridal style.

"You were marvelous, sweetheart," he told you, setting you down on the edge of the bed and pressing a soft kiss to your forehead before walking over to the kitchen area to start boiling some water for tea. "I'm glad I get to do some of the press events with you."

He made his way back over to you, taking off his blazer before getting down on one knee in front of you. Then he lifted your feet up, placing them on his raised knee to carefully take your shoes off your feet.

"Sweetie, you don't have to do that, I can just kick 'em off."

"I know I don't," he answered you. "But I want to, goddess." He took you by surprise, pressing a quick kiss to your lips before he stood up, holding his hand out for you to hold. "Up."

"Yes Sir." You gave him a little smirk as you placed your hand in his and he helped you up on your feet, guiding you to turn with your back to him. You couldn't help but smile when you felt him working the zipper of your dress down before resting his hands on your bared shoulders. He stepped closer to you, and you could feel his skin brushing against your back when he breathed in. His fingers traced a featherlight path down the length of your spine, and you were made acutely aware of just how touch starved you'd been these last few months, your breath becoming shaky and your heart beginning to flutter excitedly in your chest. "Sweetie…"

"I miss you," he whispered, his tone husky. Desperate, even.

"I'm right here, Tom."

He pressed his lips to the back of your neck, kissing a path down the length of your neck, down to the sweet spot between your neck and shoulder that had you weak and melting into his touch. "You know what I mean."

You bit your lip, stifling a moan as your husband's hands greedily roamed the sides of your body, deftly unhooking your bra in the process. "Ohh, you mean sex?" A tiny squeak came out of you when he lightly nipped at your shoulder in response. "In that case, I miss you, too," you sighed.

"It's not just that," he mumbled against your skin. "I miss waking up with you in my arms, your head on my chest." He wrapped his arms around you, his large hands spanning your belly. "I miss dancing with you. And training with you. And sushi dates."

"You don't like sushi," you quipped, fighting to keep your breathing even. You could have easily blamed it on the hormone imbalance that carrying Eloise was doing to your body, but you knew so much better. It was his words, his confessions, that had you at a complete loss for words.

Even after all this time, he was so unapologetically honest with how he craved every form of intimacy he could get with you. His actions dared to prove wrong everything you'd ever seen and heard from others about how "marriage and kids killed the spark". And everything you'd experienced before him, about how men stopped actively pursuing and wooing you once they'd "bagged" you.

Some days you could still see the same fascination in his eyes from nearly twelve years ago when you two first crossed paths. The same hunger from a decade ago when you first got together. Only now it was charged with years worth of history; now instead of fantasizing, he knew exactly what being the recipient of your love felt like.

And not only was he decided that he would be back for more, he ached for it.

"I know," he said softly, pressing his lips to your cheek. "But I miss that look that you get when you have a particularly good bite. You've sacrificed so much while carrying our child, and I will never not be in awe of your strength. Of your restraint. And it's because I would do anything to see that look again that I'm getting you that ridiculously oversized sushi boat the second that you're holding Eloise in your arms."

He sat on the edge of the bed, turning you to face him. He held your gaze as he leaned over to press a kiss to your belly before he looked straight at it. Like he was speaking directly for your daughter to listen.

"Now Eloise, I already love you more than words will ever say. And I understand that right now you're feeling rather comfortable while you're under the protection of who might just be the most formidable person to walk this Earth." He kissed your belly again, before he sent you into a fit of laughter with what he said next. "But Daddy really needs you to give Mommy back her body soon, okay?"

A/N: Ohh well hi there! In a surprise to absolutely no one, this is one of those stories that didn't go through the tedious planning process that I usually have for nearly everything else that I work on. Same thing with the next thing I'll be posting, another chapter of OLTK where our babeys are gonna take a bit of time shit talking a certain Marvel actor that got exposed for being a no-good cheater 😤

I can't wait to get started on 'you built this cage' and for y'all to meet Charli Greer/Pine!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) 

After sex, Jonathan would be completely attentive when taking care of you. He would ask if you’re hurt, gently pressing your thighs, your shoulders, and hips to check for pain. He’d make sure you were securely wrapped in blankets, stroking your hair and keeping an arm around your waist. Telling you over and over again that he loved you, he would whisper for your ears only how insatiable you make him. Don’t even try to leave the bed, he’d pull you right back into his arms.

B = Body part (favorite body part of theirs, favorite body part of their partner’s)

His favorite body part of his would definitely be his hands - they’re capable of holding you close, gracing your midriff along the bare skin right between the waistband of your pants and the hem of your shirt. 

His favorite body part of yours? While Jonathan would claim to love every part of you with equal adoration, his favorite would be your neck. Because once he starts kissing you there, it is incredibly hard for him to stop. 

C = Cum 

Discrete, definitely not a fan of making a mess with it or leaving it everywhere. Will ensure that every part of it is cleaned up afterward.

D = Dirty secret (dirty secret of theirs)

He pleasured himself once in a public restroom inside a mall. He was shopping for you and he saw the most amazing set of lacy lingerie in a storefront window. His mind started to paint a picture about helping you put it on, accessorizing it with some diamond jewelry, and then…promptly ripping it off when he pinned you against the bed. 

E = Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Very experienced. Jonathan has been with many women in his past through his years of being a spy and a hotel night manger. But he wouldn’t talk about with you, and neither would he ever want to bring it up with you because to him, it’s irrelevant and a perfect recipe for ruining your relationship. He would never want for you to compare yourself, even for a second, to the women of his past. And he would never want for you to spend countless hours sleepless with doubts about his fidelity. All that mattered now was that you were his, and he was completely and utterly yours. 

F = Favorite position

The type of missionary where he can hug you while fucking you, his lips on yours. Jonathan wouldn’t admit it, but he loves the way that he can feel all of you, and remind himself that you’re alive and his.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? Etc.)

Jonathan would be more serious in the moment, paying attention to your pleasure and your satisfaction. But afterwards, he might laugh if you attempted to make a joke, mainly because he would love that you’re comfortable enough with him to be funny.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes?)

The carpet does match the drapes; Jonathan trims himself every few days. He has a special kit for that in one of the bathroom drawers, kept right next to a bottle of unscented lube. 

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect?)

When he’s not pounding out his frustration or jealousy, Jonathan would be very intimate with you, listening for which parts of you made you sigh, where he needed to kiss to make you throw your head back, the angle at which he needed his hips to be so he could be the deepest inside you. More than satisfying his own lust, he would want to spoil you with pleasure in every way that he could. 

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

More often than one would think. In the early stages of your relationship, when he was falling for you, he found himself masturbating at least once a day to either something you did that turned him on, or to whatever mental fantasy he painted in his mind of you. Here are some of the fantasies that Jonathan pleasured himself to

- the two of you exchanging a look while you ride the tube together, getting off the tube at an underground station, and pinning you against the concrete wall so he can kiss you senseless, your hands in his hair and his hands slowly moving underneath your shirt

- climbing into to bed only to find you laying next to him, completely bare underneath the sheets. His hands moving over every curve and every dip along your bare skin until you shudder 

- you asking him to help you with the buttons or the fastener in the back while putting on a new outfit. Somehow his hands end up on your shoulders as he stands behind you, looking at your reflections in the mirror. When he’s finished helping you, you ask him to stay and tell you what he thinks about the way you look. “More beautiful than words can describe,” he would say. His hand inches across your waist and before long, his lips are on your nape, kissing and sucking at your skin.

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K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) 

Corruption kink and somnophilia. He loves the idea of waking you up with kisses along your throat, the line of your chest, and your inner thighs (perhaps even sneaking his tongue between them), but would willingly back off if it ever frightened you. He also loves your innocence (at least compared to the traumatic insanity he’s seen out in the world), and your sense of normalcy, which makes him feel like he’s leading you astray to the darker side. As much as he knows there’s a sense of ‘wrong’ to that, it just feels so, so right to him. 

L = Location (favorite places to do it)

The bed, the living room sofas, the living room floor, the bedroom floor

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Many things - you hugging him at random moments, climbing onto his lap, walking around the house in a towel or undergarments, or teasing him about his beard or the lines on his face. You can usually tell he’s turned on when he starts to smirk, eyes lingering from top to bottom, and his arms are crossed. And if you’re across the room, he’d beckon you with two fingers until you’re close enough for him to carry you to the nearest sofa or bed.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Choking, excessive pain or torture, or anything with weapons

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) 

Jonathan would prefer giving. He would love to lose himself in the taste of you, the feeling of your soft skin under his fingers, the taut muscles in your thighs as he held them apart, the way your fingers would race through his hair, and most of all, the sounds you make - whimpering, screaming, crying out for him. Every single thing about the experience of his tongue inside you would excite him. 

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? Etc.)

Most of the time, Jonathan would be sensual and very tender with you, caressing you and kissing you between thrusts. He loves you more than anything in this world, even himself. And he would want to promise that to you over and over again. However, when he’s feeling jealous or upset, he’d go much faster, holding you so hard that his fingers leave bruises around your hips and thighs.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc)

With you, he’d prefer to take his time with you, savoring each moment you’re moaning and writhing at his mercy. However, the idea of sneaking off to have you in the middle of an important work gathering at MI-6 would tempt him from time to time, especially when the conversation at the parties get dull and boring. Or the idea of sneaking a quickie just after you’ve showered, whether it’s in the morning when he’s come home from a shift, or in the evening before he’s getting ready to go to work. 

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? Etc.)

Not unless you really, really wanted him to try something like blindfolds or light bondage in bed. But otherwise, Jonathan would be highly averse to experimenting in the bedroom. He would never wish to hurt you, even by accident.  

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

He can last for two rounds at least, four at the maximum. That morning of four times was about a week after you first consummated your relationship, and Jonathan was practically drunk on you, drunk on being with all of you. So he took an entire Sunday to lovingly hold you hostage in the bedroom and show you just how much he’d been yearning for you all this time. He would continue to think about that one time every time he washed the bedsheets or folded them. 

T = Toys (do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or on themselves?) 

Not a fan of them. He definitely wouldn’t be owning any, and neither would he like his partner to be having any, but he certainly won’t mind his partner keeping a vibrator or two in their own nightstand. Just looking at them would be enough for Jonathan to imagine your sounds and positions when you pleasured yourself, and then he would have to either take care of himself with a cold shower or with his hand.

U = Unfair (how much do they like to tease?)

When he’s turned on and feeling bold, Jonathan can be quite a tease, touching you on the small of your back and your waist. He would leave lingering kisses along your neck and wrist until you dropped everything and paid attention to him. 

Jonathan might only tease you through prolonged foreplay and edging you towards a climax (but not quite letting you go there) if he was feeling jealous or particularly dominant. 

V = Volume (how loud are they, what sounds do they like to make?)

Jonathan would try to be quiet in bed out of habit, muffling himself by burying his head into the crook of your neck, or kissing you all over so he wouldn’t make noise. But he still groans and pants loud enough for your ears only, he wouldn’t be able to help it.

W = Wild Card (a random headcanon)

He secretly enjoys reading erotica and listening to spicy audiobooks. 

X = X-ray (How do they look like under their clothes?”

Slightly larger than average, thick, with a protruding vein down the right side. But more importantly, muscular thighs that can be easily held onto, and a broad, scarred torso 

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

High, but you’d never be able to tell by how much he restrains himself from acting on them. He would draw all kinds of fantasies in his mind about having his way with you, dominating you, and loving you wherever you both happened to be - the kitchen, the bedroom, the living room, even in the back of a taxi. (That last fantasy involved him just using his fingers on you - one hand to make you scream, and the other to stop you from doing that.) 

Z = Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?)

Most of the time, Jonathan wouldn’t fall asleep for a while after you’ve both finished. He would stare out the window, at the ceiling, or perhaps at you while you relaxed from your climax. It wasn’t that he had too many thoughts racing in his mind, but he would just find no reason to fall asleep. But if it were after a particularly long shift, then Jonathan would allow himself to sleep as soon as you were well taken care of.